You stay classy New York

By brendon June 10, 2009 @ 1:58 PM

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Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives of New York went to an event at the Apollo theater  two nights ago, and you’re never gonna believe this but sheer black fabric turns see-thru when the flash from a camera hits it.  Oh I know.  I had never heard that either.  Once you’re done looking at all of these, try putting some cigarettes out on your penis, or slamming it in a door, and see which of the three kills an erection faster.

(image source = getty. hq jump = here)

Wednesday morning headlines

By brendon June 10, 2009 @ 5:03 AM

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KENDRA WILKINSON -  has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant.  Which sucks.  I should have been told in person.  The father has rights too!  (source = e! online)

IRON MAN 2 – The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever.  He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu.  (source = USA Today)

KELLY BROOK – a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM).  These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D.   I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart.   There’s no way that’s mentally healthy.  (hq jump = here)

Leonardo DiCaprio is single

By brendon June 09, 2009 @ 10:43 AM

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This is either coincidence or my offering to satan in the woods this morning was accepted, but People.com says that Bar Rafaeli is back on the market because she and Leonardo DiCaprio have kinda-sorta broken up.

“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says a source. “It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing.”
That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.
According to a Refaeli source, the model’s desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. “She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together,” the source says, “so he broke it off.”

I like my odds.  Leonardo may be handsome and super rich and universally respected and the only actor today you could mention with Brando or Newman at the same age, but I’ve got quite a lot to offer as well.  Like that movie prop for example, and unlimited calling to Mexico and Canada.  Oh yes.  You heard right.  Unlimited.  No limits.  Even all night long, baby.  Shall I get you a chair, Bar, and may I tempt you with something to wet your lips?  A capri sun if you like, or perhaps the lady care for some tap water?

(i can’t remember where bar was in these pics.  does it even matter.   hq jump = here)

Oh dear god yes

By brendon June 09, 2009 @ 8:34 AM

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Jessica Simpson did nothing but walk around NYC last night, but she did it with her long golden locks dropping down on a slimming black dress and a push up bra, and at one point it kinda looked like she was feeling her own awesomely huge breast, so for today it’s the worlds most important story.  Now I’m gonna wash down a bottle of roofies with a quart of vodka and then get a horse to kick me in the head in hopes I can forget all about her fat phase from last month.   It’s extreme, but so was the amount of pressure on the seams of her Daisy Dukes.

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Pointless nudity is here to help

By brendon June 09, 2009 @ 7:36 AM

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To erase the memory of my self-indulgent whoring, here’s Israeli actress Meital Dohan as the ocean thankfully yanked her top down off the beaches of St. Barths. I have no idea who she is, and her chest ins’t that great, but I admire the way she doesn’t mind her bikini bottom (not a thong, btw) sticking to her ass crack like the two were bonded that way with cement.  Average looking girls make up a lot of ground quickly if they don’t mind random things being shoved up their ass.

(image source = fame. hq jump = here)

hi. hello Britney.

By brendon June 07, 2009 @ 10:01 PM

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As you whatever the opposite of “admire” is these photos, keep in mind that Britney somehow made it through this. When she was walking around with her tits out on the set of Gimmie More, as seen in these pictures that just leaked this weekend, she was a complete and total mess, yet today she seems to be do doing great.  It’s sort of amazing.   These pictures are so awful and unsexy you’re gonna feel like Cameron Diaz was in them, but she’s not.  I looked several times.  It just gives you that kind of feeling.