We know you're busy sucking the lives out of your miserable girlfriends and trying to avoid life in general, but if you could mosy on over to our WWTDD facebook page and hit like. You would be entered... READ MORE

Some girls get all uppity if they’re the victim of a sexual assault in public while someone films it.  Not this one.  Which is surprising, because if I had the equivalent of her tits, I would fight to the... READ MORE

I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night.  Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is... READ MORE

TITTIES – I don’t know which college humor editor got dumped by Amanda, but matching her against Brittany in this bikini contest really can’t be considered anything other than sarcastic.  She would have a better chance playing tennis against... READ MORE

Ushers wife almost died on the operating table last week (more here), and everyone handles this type of tragedy differently.  Some people sink into a deep depression, others get very pro-active in a “seize the day” type thing.  Usher... READ MORE