Everyone has their favorite actors and actresses and everyone has their own opinions, but one thing everyone agrees on is that Kirsten Dunst is the Most Beautiful Woman In The World. One look at her cold clammy skin and the way her little pebble baby teeth offset her fangs and you’ll notice an invigorating bounce in your step. Her beauty wraps around you like a sunbeam and warms your heart, and then you find yourself smiling for no reason, giddy as a lovesick schoolboy.
So whatever problems SpiderMan 1, 2 and 3 had, no one blames KiKi and her sexy performance as, “Kisten Dunst After Someone Washed Her Hair”. Fire the director and Tobey Maguire if you like, but don’t mess with Americas Sweetheart. The LA Times says…
A few days after Sony Pictures said it was postponing production on “Spider-Man 4″ because of creative concerns, the studio on Monday said it was sending the entire franchise in for a major overhaul without star Tobey Maguire or director Sam Raimi involved.
Sony said the next Peter Parker film will also be released a year later than originally scheduled, with the fourth installment in its blockbuster franchise now set to premiere in the summer of 2012.
The new film does not yet have an announced star or director.
I guess it goes without saying that Kirsten is untouchable, so therefore the LA Times doesn’t say it. In fact they don’t mention her at all. Probably so peopel could focus on the story, and not be driven to madness by their sexual desire.
How is it legal that someone is allowed to stand in front of a moving car and repeatedly hit the driver in the eyes with bright flashing lights? Is that not a violation of the drivers rights? I'm assuming Tobey Maguire is wondering the same thing, as last night he was trying to drive his SUV when he lost it and yelled at the paparazzi, screaming, “"get the fuck out of the way, I can't see. There are cars here motherfuckers." And good for him. You’re not even allowed to take flash pictures of fish at the zoo, yet for some reason it's okay to blind people while they try to aim a V12 engine. Why not just sound an air horn off in their ear too, or throw a snake in their lap. No rules, right?
The summer movie season limps into action today with the release of "Spider-Man 3", and so far critics are under whelmed. Even the ones who seem to like it only do so begrudgingly. Apparently every major character cries at least once, the CGI is less than spectacular, and Kirsten Dunst sings. Twice. The movie has gotten a 61 percent approval rating according to Rotten Tomatoes, with 100 positive reviews and 64 negative ones. It's roughly the same score as the third X-Men movie, which ended up with a 57. Some samples, both good and bad:
Washington Post - In an apparent effort to put a stake in the heart of the franchise that threatens to define his career, director Sam Raimi has delivered an overlong, visually incoherent, mean-spirited and often just plain awful Spider-Man 3.
Films in Review - A disappointment. Spidey keeps his mask off and weeps. Everyone cries. I hated the silly monolith sad sack Sandman. Did Dunst's contract stipulate she sing two songs?
Entertainment Weekly - Spider-Man 3 is product, but it's a machine that tickles your eyes.
Time Magazine - I liked it. To place a sensitive story in a male-epic genre — to dramatize feelings of angst and personal betrayal worthy of an Ingmar Bergman film, and then to dress them up in gaudy comic-book colors — is to pull off a smartly subversive drag show.
Well, whatever, this series was always kinda dopey anyway. One thing the critics all do agree on however is that I look fantastic in summer colors like white and light blue. Allure says, "his retro Paul Smith polo achieves a suave ‘70s edge that gives his walk just the right amount of cool swagger". And according to Vogue: "the sky blue makes his eye pop - A Must Have".
Thanks to an over-the-top script and delays that caused shooting to run months longer than anticipated, Sony Studios will reportedly spend 500 million dollars to bring "Spider-Man 3" to the screen. Radar Online says:
As production dragged on into late summer—it had been scheduled to conclude in June—stories about the project's ballooning budget started popping up all over town. But in the end, even the most hyperbolic of observers may have underestimated the final tab. Industry insiders claim that Sony spent $350 million or more on production alone. With marketing and promotion factored in, the total price tag will approach half a billion dollars—positioning Spider-Man 3 as the most expensive movie of all time. (Cleopatra, the 1963 epic that has long held the title of priciest picture, had an inflation-adjusted budget of $290 million.)
Well no shit it cost half a billion dollars, they had to make Kirsten Dunst look somewhat human. That takes tons of CGI and makeup and alcohol and magic. They probably realized about half-way through that nothing they did to her was gonna work so they added a dinosaur with sunglasses on a skateboard in the background so the audience would look at something else. That cant be cheap.
Okay so I guess it's easier to just post the clip mentioned below, but I was trying to avoid video of Kirsten's fug ass, with her blank expressions, lifeless eyes and cold clammy skin. She always looks like she's been dead for several hours. Oh, great … thanks a lot stupid video, now I'm scared. Eeeeeee!
I don't even like Tobey Maguire but he does some amazing work to NOT strangle Kirsten Dunst and even manage a graceful smile after she jumped his line at the Academy Awards Sunday night, as seen in this clip here. Tobey is mid-sentence, having described three of the nominees for Best Original Screenplay when she literally bumps him aside and jacks his line. Tobey gives her an awesome glare but then composes himself. And I know what you're thinking: "There must be some kind of mistake, she's such a dynamite lady!" And yes, of course she is fantastic. A true vision of loveliness. Just look at how breathtaking she was at the Academy rehearsals, with a twinkle of magic in her eyes and a foxy wardrobe as she points to herself, probably while saying "me me me" in a sexy way. And look at that tooth! The whole package is just Yummy!
