This First Grader Is Much Wealthier Than You

By Travis March 14, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

If you’re keeping count, and I’m sure you are, the list of needlessly wealthy people created by TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras mainly featured Honey Boo Boos hillbilly family, but it appears they now have some company. Because people who watch Toddlers & Tiaras are stupid and kids in general are stupid, it isn’t shocking that one of the young reality stars is making a ton of cash from that combination.

Six-year-old Isabella Barrett has earned more than $1million from her jewellery and make-up line in the past year.

The former Toddlers and Tiaras star chooses and test out items for the Glitzy Girl collection, which features lip glosses, charm bracelets and velour hoodies.

To manage her daughter’s huge earnings, Mrs Barrett has set up a trust fund that Isabella won’t be able to access until she turns 18.

‘I’m just trying to raise a happy, healthy little girl,’ Mrs Barrett said. (Daily Mail)

Yeah, sure. And Casey Anthony was just trying to teach her daughter how to swim. But maybe this little girl can beat the odds and grow up sane and grounded, and not turn into a complete sociopath by the time that she can touch that money. You know, if her mom hasn’t blown it all on plastic surgery and pool boy dick by then.