One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught some shit from Giants fans on the way out of the stadium (video on the Insider here).
After they yelled things like “Eli rules” and “Eli owns your husband”, she turned to a friend and said, “they didn’t catch the ball when they were supposed to”, then yelled at the fan:
“My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”
To which Patriot fans replied, “We haven’t wona fahkin Supa Bowl since Tawmmy Brady married tha spic whore, but fa once she has a point otha than that beak onha fahkin face.”
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While her husband Tom Brady gets ready for his first preseason game tonight vs Jacksonville, Gisele Bundchen is on a beach in Costa Rica with their two-year-old son Ben. Who was running around naked. “I fackin knew it,” said every single Patriots fan when they saw the pictures. “I bet Derek Jeetah and A-Rawds kid aint got a hog like that. Them fackin poofs don’t even have no kids. Makes ya waander, right?”
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Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she’s in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. “Gawd dammit! I knew thaat spic whoor was ganna be a praablem,” said every single Patriots fan when they heard the news.
If you don’t remember, New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady dated actress Bridgett Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, and got her pregnant just before they broke up. Then he dated and eventually married supermodel Gisele Bundchen. But Gisele makes it clear in this months Vanity Fair that she respects Bridget’s role as the mother of Toms child, so much so that she and Bridget live in the same town but have never met and Gisele says he’s, “my child, 100 percent.”
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”
This is what happens when girls are too hot. They go their entire lives without anyone telling them to shut the hell up and so they never realize that they’re dumb. But she would have been put in her place if she wore these shorts out this weekend, because I had mine on too, except mine lace up in the front as well, and several very satisfied ladies agreed that I owned that shit.
Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married yesterday around dusk at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica. Us magazine says…
The ceremony was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together. "She's definitely 'The One,'" the source said. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."
Eh, whatever. Gisele creeps me out. She’s so big and manly. Girls are supposed to be short and little. Guys = big, girls = little. I think a good idea would be to take girls who you think might be tall and raise them in a small cage that they can’t stretch out in, sort of like how the Chinese bind girls feet so they don’t grow or in the same way as a goldfish will grow relative to its bowl. That sort of thing may or may not be illegal, I don't know, I'm not a lawyer.
CBB exclusively broke the news last night that Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy yesterday in Santa Monica. The father, of course, is hunky New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. CBB said:
Bridget had been almost two weeks overdue — Tom left training camp in Boston on Wednesday for Los Angeles, but no word on if he (and his flowers) made it in time for the birth
Damn this is better than genetic engineering. A super hot piece of ass actress and a three time Super Bowl winning quarterback. This kid is already an American hero. You might as well have gotten John Wayne to have a kid with the Statue of Liberty.
