Fuck You, I Win

A judge threw out the Tom Brady Deflate Gate case because Tom Brady is too white and good looking to be punished. Also because the judge noted that under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, it's unfair to punish Brady for cheating because the NFL lets guys cheat all the... read more

Tom Brady Battles Hard on Facebook

In the future, real men will claim their innocence on Facebook posts. I guess that's now. Tom Brady went to great lengths to let somebody fashion a long rebuttal to his four game DeflateGate suspension on his social media feed, normally reserved for showing off how hot... read more

Tom Brady Guilty As Charged

The NFL finally released their report on the ubiquitous and ultimately trivial Deflate Gate and found the Patriots are shady as fuck. The report comes just in time for nobody to give a shit anymore, since the NFL Draft just happened and the NBA Playoffs are in full swing... read more

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Tom Brady Is Good at Everything

Tom Brady posted a video of himself and his lucky dick cliff jumping into some water so that guys in the greater Boston area can fuck their wives tonight. The first of April is April Fools Day as your friend who you need to stop hanging out with reminds you ever year. In... read more

Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Vacation Like You and Me

Gisele and Tom Brady own a solid chunk of Coastal Central America now. They orange oiled out all the annoying monkeys so their childcare staff would be safe from rabies. They might also be re-animating fossilized dinosaur bones. You can do stupid shit when you're filthy... read more

Tom Brady Balls Out

Tom Brady's UGG campaign can no longer be ignored. It's like Ebola. There was a time when it was just a joke. Then just another infected boil on the butt end of Africa. Now, it's available at Forever 21 stores across America. I'm not going to sit here quietly while Tom... read more

Tom Brady Barely Made It

In a jarringly subtle Fuck You to the American male public, Tom Brady posted his dusty never used resume on Facebook. Brady's credentials include schlepping coffee with his balls tucked in at Merrill Lynch and hawking golf equipment at a pro shop where he snuck free... read more

Tom Brady's Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn't want was a bunch of dickhead paparazzi... read more

Gisele Bundchen might be pregnant

I don't mean to alarm Tom Brady, but his wife Gisele Bunchen appears to be pregnant. Or maybe he already knew that. Maybe she was on Miami beach yesterday because he wanted her to relax. That would be a very mature reaction to a girl telling you she's pregnant. Certainly... read more

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Gisele says Tom Brady can't catch the f**king ball too

One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught some shit from Giants fans on the way out of the... read more

its Gisele Bundchen and her naked son

While her husband Tom Brady gets ready for his first preseason game tonight vs Jacksonville, Gisele Bundchen is on a beach in Costa Rica with their two-year-old son Ben. Who was running around naked. "I fackin knew it," said every single Patriots fan when they saw the... read more

That's Gisele Bundchen. That's not Tom Brady.

Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she's in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. "Gawd dammit! I knew thaat spic whoor was ganna be a praablem," said every... read more