If you don’t remember, New England Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady dated actress Bridgett Moynahan from 2004 to 2006, and got her pregnant just before they broke up. Then he dated and eventually married supermodel Gisele Bundchen. But Gisele makes it clear in this months Vanity Fair that she respects Bridget’s role as the mother of Toms child, so much so that she and Bridget live in the same town but have never met and Gisele says he’s, “my child, 100 percent.”
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”
This is what happens when girls are too hot. They go their entire lives without anyone telling them to shut the hell up and so they never realize that they’re dumb. But she would have been put in her place if she wore these shorts out this weekend, because I had mine on too, except mine lace up in the front as well, and several very satisfied ladies agreed that I owned that shit.
Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married yesterday around dusk at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica. Us magazine says…
The ceremony was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together. "She's definitely 'The One,'" the source said. "She really makes him comfortable and just happy."
Eh, whatever. Gisele creeps me out. She’s so big and manly. Girls are supposed to be short and little. Guys = big, girls = little. I think a good idea would be to take girls who you think might be tall and raise them in a small cage that they can’t stretch out in, sort of like how the Chinese bind girls feet so they don’t grow or in the same way as a goldfish will grow relative to its bowl. That sort of thing may or may not be illegal, I don't know, I'm not a lawyer.
CBB exclusively broke the news last night that Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy yesterday in Santa Monica. The father, of course, is hunky New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. CBB said:
Bridget had been almost two weeks overdue — Tom left training camp in Boston on Wednesday for Los Angeles, but no word on if he (and his flowers) made it in time for the birth
Damn this is better than genetic engineering. A super hot piece of ass actress and a three time Super Bowl winning quarterback. This kid is already an American hero. You might as well have gotten John Wayne to have a kid with the Statue of Liberty.
Just two weeks ago, actress Bridget Moynahan revealed that she is pregnant with the baby of her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Now, a Brazilian website says that Bradys new girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen, may be pregnant as well. With Leather says:
"A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family … The pretty pair recently enjoyed five-star stays in Paris, Milan, and Rome, and Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Bundchen also took Brady to meet her parents in Porto Alegre, Brazil…"
Wow. First Tom got a gorgeous actress pregnant, then he got an international supermodel pregnant. In a related story, my poster of a frog in glasses on a mushroom says that there's no end to the magical places a book can take me. Wait … those two stories aren't related at all. Aww god dammit!
Friends of Tom Brady are apparently not happy that the New York Post announced to the world that his ex gf was three months pregnant. They say Bridget Moynahan knew a story was on its way but did not warn Brady that their personal life was about to hit the tabloids. A source says:
"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this … (she) may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious."
A rep for Moynahan says their only role here was confirming a known story. They also say Brady was notified of the upcoming story. And in response to the inference that Bridget has acted unseemly, a source says:
"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"
Actually the gross one here is Gisele, who isn’t even close to being as pretty as Bridget Moynahan. Of course I rank women according to weight, and Giselle weighs at least 3 pounds more that Bridget. Fat bitch.
Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant and the father to-be is her ex boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. It will be the first child for both. Moynahan, 36, and Brady, 29, dated for two years before breaking up in December. Brady is now dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Because that's what you do when you're the quarterback for a team that won the Superbowl three times and you look like a model. You replace Bridget Moynahan with a Victoria's Secret supermodel. The only downside is that there's no where for him to go from here, there's no one more beautiful, there's no way for him to trade up. If he breaks up with Gisele, he'll have to start fucking diamonds or an Aston Martin. Maybe an angel or a sunset, if he can figure out how.
