Just two weeks ago, actress Bridget Moynahan revealed that she is pregnant with the baby of her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Now, a Brazilian website says that Bradys new girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen, may be pregnant as well. With Leather says:
"A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family … The pretty pair recently enjoyed five-star stays in Paris, Milan, and Rome, and Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Bundchen also took Brady to meet her parents in Porto Alegre, Brazil…"
Wow. First Tom got a gorgeous actress pregnant, then he got an international supermodel pregnant. In a related story, my poster of a frog in glasses on a mushroom says that there's no end to the magical places a book can take me. Wait … those two stories aren't related at all. Aww god dammit!
Friends of Tom Brady are apparently not happy that the New York Post announced to the world that his ex gf was three months pregnant. They say Bridget Moynahan knew a story was on its way but did not warn Brady that their personal life was about to hit the tabloids. A source says:
"Bridget didn't even bother to tell him she was going to go public with this … (she) may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious."
A rep for Moynahan says their only role here was confirming a known story. They also say Brady was notified of the upcoming story. And in response to the inference that Bridget has acted unseemly, a source says:
"Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who's the gross one here?"
Actually the gross one here is Gisele, who isn’t even close to being as pretty as Bridget Moynahan. Of course I rank women according to weight, and Giselle weighs at least 3 pounds more that Bridget. Fat bitch.
Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant and the father to-be is her ex boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. It will be the first child for both. Moynahan, 36, and Brady, 29, dated for two years before breaking up in December. Brady is now dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Because that's what you do when you're the quarterback for a team that won the Superbowl three times and you look like a model. You replace Bridget Moynahan with a Victoria's Secret supermodel. The only downside is that there's no where for him to go from here, there's no one more beautiful, there's no way for him to trade up. If he breaks up with Gisele, he'll have to start fucking diamonds or an Aston Martin. Maybe an angel or a sunset, if he can figure out how.
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (29) and Bridget Moynahan (35) have broken up after dating for the past three years. A rep for Moynahan said:
“(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made."
This chick might as well go gay because no dude is gonna wanna follow Tom Brady. He won the Super Bowl three times, he's richer than most countries and he looks like a damn model. I made a list of the guys who have more to offer a girl than Tom Brady:
1. Bruce Wayne
And that was pretty much it.
