Tom Sizemore Loves Heroin, Hates Mexicans

By Jack January 21, 2014 @ 4:20 PM

Radar Online has video of Tom Sizemore having a drug feast of heroin and crystal meth and ranting about his hatred for Mexicans. Sizemore, who was in all those really violent movies in the 90′s, has a history of being a somewhat impolite junkie and beating up the lady friends who don’t respect the inspiration of his dick. Sizemore even went on that fucktarded Celebrity Rehab show with Dr. Drew in 2010. Surprisingly, even the Messiah like touch of Dr. Drew didn’t get Sizemore to stop being such a smackhead. In the delightful drug video taken by a “friend” Sizemore goes on a drug filled rant about Mexicans:

“They stink, they’re hairy, they’re brown and smell like fucking fertilizer…They just fucking try and tax you and fucking beat your ass and kill ya”

I think he’s thinking about those shit throwing monkeys at the zoo. They probably don’t like the cut of Sizemore’s jib. It would seem like a bad idea for Sizemore to let someone film him on the toilet smoking heroin but, then again, he hasn’t been in a movie in a while and he does love attention when he’s high. This thing will probably get more hits than his last few films and maybe a bigger role in a snuff film or maybe a Brazilian jungle torture porn underground indie.

Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

By brendon May 17, 2011 @ 6:52 PM

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SETH MACFARLANE – will reboot ‘the Flintstones’ as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline)

TOM SIZEMORE – did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a house near downtown LA. Oh fuck, now Tom knows where she is. Run Megan, run! (la times)

NIKITA – is one of the best shows on television, and today it finally got renewed for a second season. It was always assumed it would be, but the CW took until today to make it official because that network has no idea what the fuck it’s doing. (ew)

MARIA SHRIVER – has broken her silence (but not on twitter like her kids Patrick and Katherine), saying, “This is a painful and heartbreaking time.” Does she mean about ‘Nikita’? No Maria, it’s fine, it’s been renewed, all is well! (thr)

CIARA – looked fantastic as always in a bikini on Miami beach this weekend, and blah blah blah tits. (fame)

Thursday headlines, with the voluptuous Gwyneth Paltrow

By brendon May 12, 2011 @ 4:17 PM

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TOM SIZEMORE – has been questioned by the LAPD about the disappearance of a 25-year-old girl named Megan Wren. Police think Sizemore might know something because he was friends with the girl, perhaps her boyfriend, and also because he’s genuinely crazy. Really, they should question him anytime anyone goes missing, whether he knew them or not. (e!, lapd missing persons blog)

CHELSEA HANDLER – made a seemingly harmless joke about Kirstie Alley being fat, and that’s apparently mean, despite the fact that Kirstie Alley is really fat. Are we all supposed to pretend like she isn’t? Screw that, she’s a monster. If she died today I wouldn’t know whether to call the coroner or a taxidermist. (popeater)

X-MEN FIRST CLASS – has their first movie clip up, with Charles Xavier and Mystique in a meeting at the CIA. Then some X-Menning goes on, and then Charles asks, “How’s that for a magic trick?” And the answer is, “Not very good”, because we saw how the girl did it. (yahoo)

GWYNETH PALTROW – decided her chest plate was sexy and showed it off last night in London at the National Movie Awards. If she were as pale as she normally is she’d look like a racquetball wall in a dress. (getty)