Tommy Lee Is Getting Married For The Fourth Time

By Travis February 26, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

They say the fourth time’s the charm when it comes to aging rock stars pitifully clinging to their youth looking for a lifetime of love and happiness. With failed marriages to Elaine Bergen, Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson under his spiked leather belt, Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee is now settling down with his longtime girlfriend Sofia Toufa. To prove that he’s really serious about making this one last, Tommy announced the engagement on Twitter with such poetry: “There comes a time in a mans life when you just know your partner is for LIFE!! Say hello to my fiancé and soon to be wife @SOFIofficial”. Tommy and the other members of Crue also recently announced that they’ll be heading out on one final tour before they call it quits for good, so the drummer will soon be able to focus solely on making this marriage fall apart. Best of luck to those crazy kids.

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JESSICA KRAMER IS FUN

By brendon October 04, 2007 @ 5:42 PM

X17 Online has some pictures of Tommy Lee and a girl who is almost certainly Jessica Kramer, who was made famous last week and now is the undisputed funnest girl in the world.  She’s has huge boobs and she’s not afraid to use them.  Last week she said she was a little freaked out by her sudden notoriety.  So this probably won't help.  If Jessica is having a hard time, I'd like to mention that my semen is said to have healing properties.  Once it even gave a blind paraplegic girl the ability to see.  And jump around. And scream. And dial a phone. Although … wait … now that I think about, that girl might have just been asleep.

NSFW galleries of Jessica here and here.  Her NSFW official site here and her myspace here.



KID ROCK AND TOMMY LEE ARE TOUGH

By brendon September 10, 2007 @ 10:12 AM

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got into a shoving match last night at the MTV Video Awards. Both, of course, were married at one point to Pam Anderson, but it's not known what caused the confrontation. Access Hollywood says:

"According to a source who witnessed the event, Tommy Lee was sitting with magician Criss Angel. The two went over to see Diddy who was sitting in close proximity to Kid Rock. At some point after the twosome made their way over to Diddy, 'all hell broke loose'. People immediately gathered around the fracas and both Lee and Kid Rock were escorted out. Angel followed shortly after, though it did not appear, the witness told Access, that the magician was escorted out. It was unclear at the time of press, what the scuffle was over…"

To even call this a fight seems sarcastic at best.  My phone bill is scarier than either one of these two idiots.  If you want to see real fighting action, watch a Rush Hour movie where Jackie Chan does a karate attack on 10 people, one at a time, while trying not to drop a priceless vase.  That's what real fighting looks like!



TOMMY LEE IS SEXY

By brendon September 05, 2007 @ 10:46 AM

Tommy Lee reportedly had sex on a banquette table in front of a room full of people at the Dune bar in the Hamptons Sunday night.  Page Six says:

Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out fucking" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting."

What a sexy story.  This chick sounds like quite a catch.  I wish I could date her.  I bet we'd get married.  I really admire the way she fucked a guy in front of a bunch of strangers.  Her asshole must look like a window on a ship.  Rawr, that shit is hot!