The best of modern American literature can be found in the blogs of young women wishing to be more sought after professional models. The word "plucky" comes to mind. If you discount the ripe subtext of desperation. It's like... READ MORE

When a photographer releases two topless pictures of a Victoria's Secret model, he's basically telling the world, I have a shit ton more. One involves a goat. Another, Bill Clinton. Check my website for my PayPal info. Digital photography... READ MORE

There's something monumentally sad about paying a beautiful woman to take off her top then ordering her to use her arm to cover up her perfect young tits. You wouldn't hire a plumber and insist he keep his tools... READ MORE

Get out them titties. That's something akin to a pneumonic I invented to remind women struggling to succeed in the social media self-published modeling industry. You could change the lighting in your bathroom to be less Elmstreet, but nothing... READ MORE

The primary draw of Entourage was watching Vinny play straight while waiting pointlessly for Sloan to get naked. Since she played the popular girl in Snow Day, the world has been pining to see Emmanuelle Chriqui's tits. There's no... READ MORE

People think the Royal Family is all stuffy and dull, but first there were pictures of Prince Harry partying naked in Vegas, and today the French magazine Closer published pictures taken last week showing Kate Middleton laying out topless... READ MORE

Ever heard of ‘the Catalina’? Yeah me neither. It appears to be a ‘Jersey Shore’-type reality show on the CW about a Miami hotel and, as seen here, the drunken whores who work there. And granted they’re not super... READ MORE

Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she’s so skinny you can count her ribs. It’s like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound. (this... READ MORE

Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I’m an amazing man. (source of Marion filming ‘Rust and... READ MORE

The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap... READ MORE