Chris Evans Plays The Badass In The Snowpiercer International Trailer (VIDEO)

Snowpiercer is the story of a post-apocalyptic America in which all of the survivors live on a gigantic train that just keeps circling the globe because everything else is covered in ice and too cold for humans. Except for Arizona, probably, because that place is always a fiery hell. But just like any good future, the poor are separated from the rich and reminded how awful they are until Chris Evans finds an ax and an...

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new 'Prometheus' trailer has more details, clanging sounds

Fox released a second international trailer for 'Prometheus' last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers. WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent. WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize...

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'The Raid' has a red band trailer

This is not exactly new but after seeing the 'War Horse' trailer, it's a nice reminder that some movies are still exciting and original as opposed to Speilbergs by-the-numbers exploitative bullshit. 'The Raid' is about a police, um, well, raid on a criminal safe house in the slums of Jakarta. Suffice to say it doesn't go very well. This is getting a Hollywood re-make that will no doubt suck because I don't think it's...

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'War Horse' has a new trailer

‘War Horse' has a new full length trailer out today (HD copies here), and I just want to say once again that Steven Speilberg can go fuck himself. I'll admit that this worked on me but only because I'm a malleable simpleton, not because it's a good movie. Here's the plot: ACT 1: A boy has a horse that he loves very much. ACT 2: Speilberg spends 2 hours threatening to kill it. ACT 3: He doesn't. Or maybe he does. "Ooo,...

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the new 'Planet of the Apes' trailer is amazing

My first thought when I heard that they were doing another 'Planet of the Apes' movie, this time as an origin story with James Franco and Freida Pinto, was that I really really really really really want to fuck Freida Pinto. My second thought was that this movie sounded dumb. But then the teaser trailer looked terrific, and now the full trailer looks even better (embed copy here, HD copies here). I can't even begin to...

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