Nicola Peltz Boobs At Transformers Premiere

I thought they'd kill the Transformers movie series after the studio and producers and Michael Bay all got together and realized that easy money wasn't making them feel whole inside. That didn't happen. They just got so peeved over being forced to self-reflect, they cast Mark Wahlberg in the lead as punishment. Shia LaBeouf is a walking turd but he can act. Mark Wahlberg was born to dispense Klondike bars at minor...read more

Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now

We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven't known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space robots, the ones with less growly voices, defend us. But now we do, thanks to Michael Bay and his official blog, though "thanks" really does not seem to be the right word. After an exceptionally successful...read more

'Transformers' 4 and 5 might star Jason Statham

Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film 'Transformers' 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the franchise. Even more surprising is the possibility of Jason Statham as the new lead. This would be bad news for the Decipticons, who keep in mind were 0-3...read more

Megan Fox is box office gold

'Transformers: Dark of the Moon', has been out for 8 full days now, and it's still doing incredible business, unless of course you compare it to 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'. At this point, 'Fallen' had made $239 million at the box office, while 'Dark of the Moon' now sits at $198. That's a drop of around $41 million. It would be overly simplistic to say this is all because Megan Fox was replaced by Rosie...read more

'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'

No doubt fueled by it's juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he "moved on to something better" or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was "mean"), ‘Transformers 3' had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition. Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2', the one with Megan Fox, in which case it's an embarrassing failure. E!...read more

Shia LaBeouf claims he f**ked Megan Fox

Shia LaBeouf has an interview in the new issue of Details, and it's a revelation for no other reason than I had no idea that Details magazine still exists. But it does apparently, and they asked Shia if he and Megan Fox ever did it while filming the first two 'Transformers' movies. Details says... Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's...read more

oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 'Transformers' movies. And she said... "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of...read more

tuesday morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - stars in the movie 'The Beaver', directed by Jodie Foster, which was supposed to be released in September. Now Foster and the studio don't know what to do with it. I asked Gibson what he told Foster as far as an apology, and this (NSFW language) is what he told her, but that's pretty much his answer to everything. (e online) TRANSFORMERS 3 - is currently filming in Chicago, and new set pics reveal that...read more

Afternoon headlines

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and "Kate" is recast by someone who isn't a condescending bitch. (source = star) TRANSFORMERS - is racist. "These new robots … have a simian appearance, with wide...read more