By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 8:32 AM
There’s probably nothing you can do to make Riddick a watchable movie. But, if you were going to try something, bringing the chick from Battlestar Galactica around to show off her tits isn’t a bad idea. I’m surprised they don’t try stuff like that at tough venues like Middle East peace initiatives. Yeah, you blew the shit out of some pizzerias because the Imam told you so then you other guys bulldozed down eighty-five kindgergartens as payback, we could focus on that shit, but look at Tricia Helfer’s tits. Fuck yeah. Can’t we all just get along, grab some hins of beer and hit the strip club or some shit? That’s got to work at least as well as yet another U.S. envoy.
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By brendon April 07, 2009 @ 10:19 AM
JESSICA SIMPSON – a Nashville web site says she has been dropped by her country record label. Her tour has, “been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.” How GD bad was it that a country music crowd boo'd Daisy Duke? What did she do, jack off a black guy? (ok!)
KAL PENN – has been hired by the White House as a liaison (wait, what) to help maintain communication between the President and Hollywood. Or to be a binding and thickening agent used in cooking. But probably that first one, the one about talking. (source = ap)
TRICIA HELFER – did you know that “Battlestar Galactica” star Tricia Helfer was in Playboy in 2007? Because I somehow did not. Which is surprising because I love Tricia Helfer and 2007. (source = playboy cyber club)