Tristan’s Preferred Kardashian Pats Herself On Back

November 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I need a little more convincing that Khloe Kardashian’s purpose on this Earth isn’t parallel to that of the primary purpose of petroleum jelly, mostly existing just for butt stuff. At least you can’t get Vaseline pregnant should you... READ MORE

Khloe K Handcuffing Herself To Unfaithful Lover

October 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian needs a round of applause for taking ludicrous behavior to the next level. Khloe understands that Tristan Thompson is not to be trusted, but that doesn’t mean she’s willing to dump her baby-daddy in the trash just... READ MORE

BREAKING: NBA Star Cheats On Girlfriend

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when you think the world was crazy enough, an NBA player is cheating on his girlfriend? Pregnant Beast Kardashian is currently prepping to have her litter in Cleveland, but that isn't stopping her Cavaliers boyfriend Tristan Thompson from... READ MORE

O.J. Is Going to Be a Grandpa!

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kardashian took to Instagram to officially announce she was carrying Thompson's child in one of her rear saddlebags. An oily wet black and white bare gestational belly spray job seemed like the obvious choice.

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Khloe Kardashian Becomes Third Pregnant Kardashian

September 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you bet on a large demographic spike in the birth of half-black half-Armenian out of wedlock children in 2017, you're about to be rich. This isn't exactly Saruman breeding armies of Man-orcs, but it's the closest example we... READ MORE

Cavs Brief Glimmer of Hope

May 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For about four hours on Monday, Cleveland Cavaliers fans rejoiced with word that Tristan Thompson had given Khloe Kardashian the old heave-ho, thereby freeing their team from a succubus jinx and opening the door to a back to back... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Bagged Another Lamar

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You assume people around Tristan Thompson have brought up the track record of black athletes hooking up with Kardashian women. This can't be Thompson's first pro style pussy.

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Khloe Kardashian’s Boyfriend Makes a Baby, Though Not With Her

December 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who's birthing his baby. Unless you're a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out

December 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Loves Her Cock Tall, Dark and Handome

September 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to defend Khloe Kardashian with a straight face. She's employed that tiny fractured brain in her abundant head to live the zoo life of a non-dancing showgirl who posts inane thoughts on social media. READ MORE