High School Bans Twerking

A high school in Maryland has done the unthinkable and banned twerking and other "suggestive dancing". It seems that the school administrators are wary of the rise in popularity of the ass shaking dance made famous by the internet and Miley Cyrus' flat ass. The students will have to sign a contract swearing that at the homecoming dance they will partake in "no grinding, intimate touching or dancing with your buttocks...read more

Harry Styles Twerked At The Teen Choice Awards (VIDEO)

If Miley Cyrus hadn't already taken the fine dance art of Twerking out behind the woodshed and put a bullet between its eyes, then One Direction's Harry Styles took care of it at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards last night. As a billion teenage girls screamed with the orgasmic ferocity of 1,000 suns, Harry shook his ass for a brief moment, or at least long enough to make LL Cool J think, "White kids are the...read more

Coco Let The Women Of 'The Real' Feel Up Her Giant Ass (VIDEO)

Ice-T's wife, Coco Austin, was a guest on the daytime talk show The Real yesterday, and, as always, the topics of discussion ranged from nuclear physics and the origin of man to the existence of life beyond our universe and the role of religion in government. Fortunately, they also found the time to talk about her giant ass that she's so very proud of, and that was great of them, because nobody ever talks about...read more