Santa can just skip me next week, because the final “sexy reader” vote of the year is the best one ever, and it’s the best gift I could have asked for. Unless it would have been possible for me to actually bang these girls, which in hindsight would have been much much better, and now I hate these stupid pictures and you can go fuck yourself Santa. This week the vote is between…
12.13.2010 Tyler has sexy readers
There was a picture of two guys kissing at the top of the page a minute ago, so this seemed like a good time to mention that there will be another “sexy reader” vote this Friday, including this girl Lara, with, as always, the winner getting $1000 (rules here). So, if you’re a hot girl and you wanted some money for presents, maybe you could take pictures of yourself with your clothes off. It’s a timeless Christmas tale!
11.05.2010 Tyler has sexy readers (time to vote)
I was gonna wait until the end of November for the first vote in the updated sexy reader contest (details here), but life is full of unexpected twists and turns, and idle hands are the devils workshop, so here we are.
This time it’s Rebecca (pics start here), Kate (here), a girl in a Princess Leia slave costume (here) and Nikki, the girl in the banner picture (here). Who, by the way, is a fourth grade teacher in Miami. There’s lucky and then there’s lucky and then there’s those little bastards.
10.29.2010 Friday afternoon headlines
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. - is not happy with his Due Date co-star Zach Galifianakis for the way he handled Mel Gibsons scheduled cameo in Hangover 2. Gibson cast Downey in the Singing Detective when he was at his lowest point back in 2003, right after getting out of jail for drugs. Downey hasn’t forgotten this and says Mel deserves another chance too. Is there a movie about gin? He’d be good in that. (e!)
NOOMI RAPACE - is getting some well deserved attention for her work in the excellent Swedish version of the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and its two sequels (which have been online forever), and now she’s the first choice to get the lead in Ridley Scotts Alien prequel. The only problem is she doesn’t speak English. Maybe they’re casting her as the Alien. She can say “rarr, rarr”, right? (deadline)
TYLER HAS SEXY READERS - like Rebecca, who will be the first of the girls we get to vote on in November, the winner getting $1000. Until then, here are pictures of her fantastic ass. This poor girl must have to turn down anal like 40 times a day. Or maybe she doesn’t say “no”, in which case WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!! (contest details here)
10.22.2010 Friday morning headlines
BRADLEY COOPER - was NOT one of the cast members who complained about Mel Gibson and got him kicked off ‘Hangover 2′, and only E! is giving credit/blame to anyone but Zach Galifianakis (they say it was Warner Brothers management). Nobody likes a tattle tale, Zach. (e!, tmz)
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - says daily life is a struggle since deciding to get a divorce, and refuses to address any rumors of infidelity. “Out of respect for my husband, I prefer to keep the specifics private.” Oh is that right? Well maybe this… 20 dollar bill will change your mind. (nydn)
TYLER HAS SEXY READERS - like Danielle, the girl in the headline picture, (go to her myspace music page). (UPDATE - Danielle decided she didn’t like that picture. Actually Danielle’s bf didn’t like it. So now it’s a picture of my beloved Brooke.) People liked this contest so it’s back, now with a monthly vote for $1000. Sexy girls have enough obstacles in life - the stigma of beauty, jealousy, books - and up until now they’ve been hot for free. I think that’s terrible, and I’m not gonna stand for it. (contest details)
SEAN PENN - was filming ‘This Must Be The Place’ in NYC yesterday, “dressed in drag (to play) a retired rock star setting out to find his father’s executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S.” Is it me or does it sound like someone dropped two unrelated scripts a few months ago and mixed up some of the pages, and now they’re filming that shit? (pcn)
10.15.2010 Tyler has sexy readers
Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 “sexy reader” contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I’m pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won’t be).
Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she’s amazing. She’s even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there’s an exclamation mark at the end. It should be, “Ashley!”, because that’s how every guys penis says it when they see her anyway.
