One Million the New Opening A-List Ante for Texas Flood Relief

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kevin Hart’s $25K Houston flood relief challenge was ballyhooed as the Ice Bucket Challenge but with some real cash oomph. You have to wonder if celebrities really wanted to be tagged.


Tyler Perry’s Passion

March 21, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Tyler Perry finally found the intersection in the Venn diagram of people who still pay to watch shit and don’t have DVRs (black people) and Jesus freaks. Tyler Perry’s Passion. No, not dad bods. Jesus to the cross. The live musical performance on Fox was set in modern-day New Orleans, Jesus’s favorite city. That’s why he […]


Tyler Perry Hooks Up Oprah

February 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Straight as Cupid’s arrow Tyler Perry threw a Christening for his three month old manually conceived son and gave him three Godparents including Oprah and some old guy and I think dead Rock Hudson. It’s unclear if Oprah is in Perry’s trifecta of trustworthy adults or if there’s some marketing at play. That being said if you […]


Tyler Perry To Create Mini Beard

September 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyler Perry’s girlfriend is pregnant and about to give birth to something which could theoretically prove he is straight. Gelila Berkele is a model active in charitable causes such as getting clean water to Africans and dating flamboyant filmmaker types looking to appease their deeply homophobic fan base. Instead of gays queening up their lifestyle […]


Tyler Perry Owns WWJD

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In keeping with the war he has waged on all things reasonably entertaining, Tyler Perry won his battle to trademark the tired phrase, What Would Jesus Do. Perry didn’t actually create the slogan, but he fought to own it just the same. Perry won his battle against reality day player Kimberly Poprah Kearney who is apparently […]


Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women

May 30, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dominic Monaghan was having a seemingly routine Q and A with fans on twitter when a girl asked him to say hi to ‘Lost’ co-star Matthew Fox. And in a sense, that’s what he did. FAN: Holla at Matthew Fox and tell him to get a twitter I beg of you. MONAGHAN: He beats women. […]