Tyler Perry's Passion

Tyler Perry finally found the intersection in the Venn diagram of people who still pay to watch shit and don't have DVRs (black people) and Jesus freaks. Tyler Perry's Passion. No, not dad bods. Jesus to the cross. The live musical performance onFox was set in modern-day New Orleans, Jesus's favorite city. That's why he sent his best hurricane. The bold production included the Last Supper and the Crucifixion and Tyler...read more

Tyler Perry Hooks Up Oprah

Straight as Cupid's arrowTyler Perry threw a Christening for his three month old manually conceived son and gave him three Godparents including Oprah and some old guy and I think dead Rock Hudson. It's unclearif Oprah is in Perry's trifecta of trustworthy adults or if there's some marketing at play. That being said if you have a chance to have your kid UPSedto Oprah once you bite the dust just put a gun in your mouth...read more

Tyler Perry To Create Mini Beard

Tyler Perry's girlfriend is pregnant and about to give birth to something which could theoretically prove he is straight. Gelila Berkele is a model active in charitable causes such as getting clean water to Africans and dating flamboyant filmmaker types looking to appease their deeply homophobic fan base. Instead of gays queening up their lifestyle in everyone's face,Perry's fansthink husband on husband blowjobs...read more

Tyler Perry Owns WWJD

In keeping with the war he has waged on all things reasonably entertaining, Tyler Perrywon his battle to trademark the tired phrase, What Would Jesus Do. Perry didn't actually create the slogan, but he fought to own it just the same. Perry won his battle against reality day player Kimberly Poprah Kearney who is apparently the only other person with shitty enough taste to want to earn off a motivational poster slogan...read more

Dominic Monaghan says Matthew Fox beats women

Dominic Monaghan was having a seemingly routine Q and A with fans on twitter when a girl asked him to say hi to 'Lost' co-star Matthew Fox. And in a sense, that's what he did. FAN: Holla at Matthew Fox and tell him to get a twitter I beg of you. MONAGHAN: He beats women. No thanks. (1) FAN: I know it was wrong but what?! What about all those good times you had together?! MONAGHAN: How do you know we ever did? You...read more

morning headlines

CHRIS EVANS - is on the cover of the new issue of Empire, and only a country as bad ass as America could have a superhero like this. What would the French one be, some pedophile in a smock holding a baguette? You can suck it, France! (empire) RICKY GERVAIS - has been asked to host the Golden Globes again next year, because the ratings were up again, but doesn't think he should because he doesn't think the show could...read more