Bow Wow And Tyra Reenacted A Kiss That No One Remembered (VIDEO)

By Travis August 01, 2013 @ 10:00 AM






Former child rapper and current co-host of BET’s 106 and Park, Bow Wow, welcomed his old friend and generally crazy woman, Tyra Banks, to the show yesterday, and because the two of them don’t have much to talk about, they decided to tell the story of the last time they were on a talk show together. Back in 2009, Bow Wow was a guest on The Tyra Banks Show and he revealed that he had a crush on the then 35-year old model, so she fulfilled his fantasy by rapping with him and letting him kiss her on the lips.

Yesterday, they at least spared us her horrific rapping, but Bow Wow made up for it by acting like he both jizzed and shit his JNCOs. Don’t ever let people tell you that crazy isn’t sexually transmitted.

Tyra Banks Suddenly Seems Very Important

By Travis July 30, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Model and talk show host Tyra Banks attended the CW, CBS and Showtime Summer TCA Party in Los Angeles yesterday, and she looked… strange. On one hand, she brilliantly shoved her breasts into a tight dress to make it look like she has two Tyreses ready to pop out at any moment. But on the other hand, her face looks like someone slapped her on the back while she was eating a Sour Patch Kid during a two-week bout of bulimia and now she’s permanently frozen that way.

But, of course, rock beats scissors and giant breasts beat a face so jagged that you could cut a diamond with it, so it’s nice to have you back, Tyra.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, PCN, Getty

go f**k yourself Tyra Banks

By brendon October 04, 2012 @ 2:38 PM

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Tyra Banks tweeted the picture above because she has problems with her body too, and she’s so totally down to earth and cool she wants other women to know that she’s just like them.

Except that when Tyra posts a “real” picture, it’s one taken during a photo shoot, from a flattering angle, by a professional photographer, after hours of hair and makeup.

She could have hashtagged “perfect is boring” on the pictures of her jogging last week, but instead she chose the professional modeling one. You know what’s not boring? Shrieking in horror.

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Tyra Banks is still young and sexy

By brendon August 08, 2011 @ 12:41 PM

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Tyra Banks was also at the Teen Choice Awards last night in LA, because why wouldn’t she be? The kids today love models from the 90′s. That’s why, when it was time to pick an outfit for the big night, she walked right into that Halloween store and bought the finest wig they had.

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Are we interrupting you, Tyra

By brendon July 05, 2011 @ 7:58 AM

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I assume that Trya Banks isn’t about to blow this guy (based on the size of her ass she was almost certainly unwrapping some sort of candy or candies) but she looked all around first, and he looked completely unsatisfied when it was over, and that’s what I imagine sex with Tyra Banks is like, so maybe she was.

After that, Tyra left and some new lady came out, but due to hat-based treachery, I have no idea who it was! Foiled again!

QUESTION: What’s hotter than Tyra swinging her arms around like Bigfoot?
ANSWER: Nothing. Literally nothing on earth.

(image source of Tyra on 7.2.11 in Los Cabos with her bf John Utendahl = splash)

tyra is writing books now

By brendon May 11, 2010 @ 9:24 PM

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Tyra Banks is a barely functioning retard who can’t string 10 words together and have them be related in any way, but she has amazing tits so everyone puts up with her. Needless to say this makes her an ideal choice to write a series of fantasy books.

The series will follow a teenager who gets into an exclusive modeling academy for “Intoxibellas”. Who are they? Exactly who you thought they were. Models with special powers. Tyra says,

“It’s my novel called Modelland (pronounced “Model Land”) that takes you to a fantastical place you’ve never seen, or heard about, or read about before… Where dreams come true and life can change in the blink of a smoky eye.”

First of all, the fact that this cunt paused to explain that “modelland” is pronounced “model land” is enraging. Of course it’s pronounced “model land”. There’s literally no other way for the words “model” and “land” to be pronounced, regardless of whether or not the person who wrote it had a fucking space bar that worked.

It’s a land of models, and this dimwitted bitch named it “model land”. It would be like if Harry Potter went to “Magicschool”. JK Rowling would go through French gardening books and Greek mythology to find interesting names. “Dumbledore” is an old word for “bumblebee”, for example. Like the books or not, at least Rowling wanted to be creative. But fuck that. Why bother? Just type what something is. That’s just as good. If Tyra wrote Star Wars, “MainCharacter” would fight “HalfRobotMan”. Oohh, weeeee, I’m being whisked away into a world of imagination.

But really that’s a minor point. Because yes. Yes we have seen a place like this before. There are literally dozens of books exactly like it. 


“Hey kid, you’re magic.”
“Who me? Oh no sir, there must be a mistake. I’m ordinary.”

200 pages later.

“Hooray! Though I am small and was over matched by a vastly superior foe, my magic has saved the day!”

Thank god no one in this country can read anymore.