The CEO Of Uber Irritates

By Matt June 19, 2014 @ 3:42 PM

Uber Douche

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has angered Uber drivers by saying he would replace them with robotic self driving cars. The drivers are now threatening to unionize, which I’m pretty sure is the exact plot of RoboCop. I wonder if these robots are capable of nuanced discussion of the indie music scene, because that’s why I choose Uber over more Taliban aligned companies. Kalanick has one of those faces you just want to sock in the grill. He looks like a frat boy who takes upskirt videos of girls in the cafeteria. Perhaps he was just born that way, but he might consider his punch-face when riling up thousands of dudes trying to make their rent by way of their ’07 Kia.

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