Old Fat Women in Crimea Voted to Do Something

March 17, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

May I politely ask, is my ballot filled out correctly so that I won’t be shot in the jowls by Russian soldiers? Who the hell gets a 97% vote in a legit ballot? You can’t get 97% when you poll drunk conventioners in Vegas as to their desire for free hummers by women thrice as […]

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