Katy Perry and her fiance Russell Brand had lunch in Silverlake yesterday, and as Katy got into her car, the wind blew her flimsy little skirt up. And so I saved all the pictures in an excited tizzy, and then published them on the internet. On a somewhat related topic, my dad went to an Ivy league school and was a Marine Corp fighter pilot. And now you know why my parents tell their friends I died in Tower 1 on 9/11.
(source = pacific coast news)
Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don’t think it’s unmanly to admit that I cried for over an hour.
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Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably has snapping jaws that comes out of it like the Queens mouth in Alien.
(source = inf daily)
Are you just sitting there at work because you couldn’t think of a good fake excuse and you’re not sick? I’ve got a better idea. Open these pictures. Snookis naked ass will take care of that.
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Tara Reid got drunk and exposed her vagina in a brand new location last night, this time in Saint-Tropez, France, which is exciting news unless you know who Tara Reid is. For the rest of us, the only way these could be any less of a turn on is if she started peeing. The only winner here was the panties she took off and threw away.
(source = wenn)
Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that she got on a makeshift stage and essentially fingered herself. And I don’t mean she implicated herself in a crime, I mean she hiked up her skirt and started rubbing her poison vagina while straddling a portable fan. As if that room didn’t smell bad enough already.
Her panties stayed in place for the most part and thankfully she kept them on, at least while at the bar. It would be even better if she had to keep them on forever. Her panties should have one of those “it is a violation of federal law to remove this” tags.
(image source = fame)
