kim kardashian does not want kids, panties

By brendon October 21, 2009 @ 4:42 PM

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Life and Style went to press today with a cover story claiming Kim Kardashian wants to have kids immediately, but Us magazine says that’s not the case at all.  In fact they say it with four exclamation points, so rest assured, we are not fuckin around any more.

…a source close to Kim says, “No way!!! The article says she want a family one day after she’s married!”
Meanwhile, Kim – who is back on with NFL star Reggie Bush – Twittered Tuesday that she isn’t thrilled with her birthday: “Why am I not excited about my birthday tomorrow….”
But by Wednesday, her mood had changed. “Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes!” she wrote. “My bday keeps getting better and better!”

Her party at Tao was a gift for all of us when she stood by a glass railing in a skirt 4 sizes too small. Although it’s hard to tell if she was wearing underwear. She’s standing too still. These clubs should have someone in a werewolf mask to sneak up behind girls like this and scare them so they run around some. Maybe they would even fall over and then we’d know for sure who was wearing underwear and who wasn’t.  The public has a right to know.

(hq jump here. source = inf daily)

No, Britney, not … not that one

By brendon June 12, 2009 @ 1:47 PM

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What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.

And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”

(hq jump = here)

Transexual midget upskirt axxxtion!

By brendon May 20, 2009 @ 8:31 AM

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These pictures of possible transexual Hayden Panettiere are only going up because this is the internet and pictures like these are the kind of things we’re supposed to do. They are a rich blue color that I find to be quite lovely, but she sucks and you can’t see anything anyway.

These we’re taken last night at Cannes, and they’re reminiscent of Lindsays famous upskirt pic (this) from the Venice Film Festival. I don’t know what heroic pervert is designing the worlds film festival boat docks but you would think famous girls would have figured out to wear pants by now.