Herpes Vic Details Usher's Dick

Usher's "Jane Doe" herpes accuser has come out as Laura Helm, a self-described platonic acquaintance of Usher prior to their sexual encounters. Or exactly the reason you have platonic acquaintances of the opposite gender. read more

Usher Gave a Dude Herpes

By the time you read this, Gloria Allred's ambulance chasing attorney daughter, Lisa Bloom, will have already held a press conference announcing three clients who will be suing Usher for giving them herpes. read more

Girl Who Got The Demon Bumps From Usher Now Wants $20 Mill

You may recall all the way back to a few days ago when a chick sued Usher for ten million for having unprotected sex with her after he knew he had contracted Herpes Simplex 2. She cited his negligence and a bad cover story for drippy dick as the cause of her extreme... read more

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Usher Lets It Burn

Usher allegedly paid a woman $1.1 million after infecting her with herpes. Who knew such infectious music was inspired by an actual infection. read more

Usher Kid's Diabetes For Manchester Snub

Usher was unable to make it to One Love Manchester this weekend due to his kid's diabetes summer camp drop off. A kid with diabetes. The parent did something wrong.  read more

All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber's Movie Premiere

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage fans. Fortunately, no one was reportedly hurt,... read more

Time for Me to Adopt Usher's Kids

Usher almost lost his kid a couple days ago drowning in the home pool as his arm got stuck in the drain. You know, like how you lost half your buddies as a kid. Fucking pool drains. Usher's ex-wife and baby mama, Tameka Foster, snapped into maternal action and filed a... read more

Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties

Imagine you're the dude that Ducati brings in to crisis manage the fact that Ducati is getting a bad rap as the bike for gay poser riders and then Justin Bieber and Usher appear as the highest profiles celebrity riders of your brand. You are fucked in the biggest way.... read more

Billie Joe Armstong is not f**king Justin Bieber you mother f**kers

Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to cut their set short. And after lead singer Billie Joe... read more

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Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on 'the Voice'

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of 'the Voice', though it's said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won't be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent.... read more

Usher wants Pippa Middleton to model lingerie

Pippa Middleton became world famous when she and her ass upstaged her sisters wedding to Prince William, and now Usher, who has a line of lingerie coming out this summer for some reason, tells Look magazine that he wants Pippa to take most of her clothes off so he can... read more

usher is getting over his shock

Ushers wife almost died on the operating table last week (more here), and everyone handles this type of tragedy differently.  Some people sink into a deep depression, others get very pro-active in a “seize the day” type thing.  Usher did the kind where you fly to Paris... read more