Herpes Vic Details Usher’s Dick

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Usher’s “Jane Doe” herpes accuser has come out as Laura Helm, a self-described platonic acquaintance of Usher prior to their sexual encounters. Or exactly the reason you have platonic acquaintances of the opposite gender.

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Usher Gave a Dude Herpes

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By the time you read this, Gloria Allred’s ambulance chasing attorney daughter, Lisa Bloom, will have already held a press conference announcing three clients who will be suing Usher for giving them herpes.

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Girl Who Got The Demon Bumps From Usher Now Wants $20 Mill

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall all the way back to a few days ago when a chick sued Usher for ten million for having unprotected sex with her after he knew he had contracted Herpes Simplex 2. She cited his negligence and a bad cover story for drippy dick as the cause of her extreme emotional distress. 

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Usher Lets It Burn

July 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Usher allegedly paid a woman $1.1 million after infecting her with herpes. Who knew such infectious music was inspired by an actual infection.

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Usher Kid’s Diabetes For Manchester Snub

June 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Usher was unable to make it to One Love Manchester this weekend due to his kid’s diabetes summer camp drop off. A kid with diabetes. The parent did something wrong. 

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All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber’s Movie Premiere

December 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage fans. Fortunately, no one was reportedly hurt, from Bieber and Usher to the Kardashian girl who […]

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Time for Me to Adopt Usher’s Kids

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Usher almost lost his kid a couple days ago drowning in the home pool as his arm got stuck in the drain. You know, like how you lost half your buddies as a kid. Fucking pool drains. Usher’s ex-wife and baby mama, Tameka Foster, snapped into maternal action and filed a custody hearing to get […]

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Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Imagine you’re the dude that Ducati brings in to crisis manage the fact that Ducati is getting a bad rap as the bike for gay poser riders and then Justin Bieber and Usher appear as the highest profiles celebrity riders of your brand. You are fucked in the biggest way. The twin douchebags have taken […]

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Billie Joe Armstong is not f**king Justin Bieber you mother f**kers

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to cut their set short. And after lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said “fuck” 21 times and […]

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Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won’t be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it […]

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