Kate Upton Has Big Boobs in V Magazine

By Lex January 10, 2014 @ 4:32 PM

Kate Upton Shows Off Her Cleavage For 2014 Spring Preview In V Magazine
I’m not sure if we’re supposed to look or not. Kate Upton made such a big stink about not wanting to be seen by men as a sex object. The fact that she keeps selling herself as a sex object makes following directions more difficult, but there’s dignity in the struggle. And I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to struggle more than she is.

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Lady Gaga Poses With Lipstick on Her Bare Tits

By Lex September 05, 2013 @ 11:48 AM

Lady Gaga Poses Topless In Face Paint In The September 2013 Issue Of V Magazine
Every time one of the world’s most famous music artists takes off her clothes for the camera, it’s newsworthy, if not a visual ipecac for the soul. So quit with the fucking ‘quit giving attention whores attention’ letters. You have to chalk mark the begrudging respect column for Lady Gaga’s total lack of shame. If Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera would’ve done photos like this in their early 20′s, I probably would’ve had to say I liked them a lot more too. Still, there’s something about seeing Lady Gaga naked that makes me feel like I’m at a modern art exhibit where everybody better educated than me is murmuring the word ‘genius’ about a vagina shaped bag of sand resting on an overturned Dunkin Donuts coffee cup. I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. I just want to take off this stupid tie, grab a beer, and watch some rigged jai ala matches.

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Miranda Kerr Looks Different In V Magazine

By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 2:01 PM

Miranda Kerr In The 2013 September Issue Of V Magazine
I’m not sure why the blond farm girl is carrying store bought eggs through the field, but if you start questioning that, you’ve got to start wondering why she’s wearing lingerie in the field or topless in the barn. Then you’ve just gone and ruined one perfectly good masturbation fantasy.

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Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Boobs Some More

By Lex August 14, 2013 @ 12:26 PM

Lady Gaga Poses Topless In The September 2013 Issue Of V Magazine
At some point recently Lady Gaga decided it would be in her best professional interest to get naked as much as possible. I don’t know, maybe she finally started listening to her own music or maybe somebody finally explained to her that ‘butter face’ was not a compliment as to the smooth creamy texture of her complexion, but Lady Gaga really wants you to focus on her tits. Fair enough.

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