Kristen Stewart Smells Like Free Spirit

March 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kristen Stewart landed the cover of V magazine’s “Free Spirit” issue for being a rich girl who hates her parents and became a lesbian in her mid-20’s. That’s the free spirit combo pack.

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Kate Upton Has Big Boobs in V Magazine

January 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if we’re supposed to look or not. Kate Upton made such a big stink about not wanting to be seen by men as a sex object. The fact that she keeps selling herself as a sex object makes following directions more difficult, but there’s dignity in the struggle. And I’m pretty sure […]

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Lady Gaga Poses With Lipstick on Her Bare Tits

September 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every time one of the world’s most famous music artists takes off her clothes for the camera, it’s newsworthy, if not a visual ipecac for the soul. So quit with the fucking ‘quit giving attention whores attention’ letters. You have to chalk mark the begrudging respect column for Lady Gaga’s total lack of shame. If […]

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Miranda Kerr Looks Different In V Magazine

August 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why the blond farm girl is carrying store bought eggs through the field, but if you start questioning that, you’ve got to start wondering why she’s wearing lingerie in the field or topless in the barn. Then you’ve just gone and ruined one perfectly good masturbation fantasy. Photo Credit: V Magazine

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Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Boobs Some More

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point recently Lady Gaga decided it would be in her best professional interest to get naked as much as possible. I don’t know, maybe she finally started listening to her own music or maybe somebody finally explained to her that ‘butter face’ was not a compliment as to the smooth creamy texture of […]

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