By Matt October 02, 2014 @ 6:28 AM
Police were called to Donald Sterling’s house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp Geezer Fuck. Shelly despises Stiviano, not because she had a loving marriage broken asunder but because Stiviano her honey paws into the Sterling family till.
Nobody in this upscale neighborhood has actually had sex with their spouse since they made a pledge in college to stop being happy and focus on clothes and cocktail parties. The police came, saw a lot of things wrong but nothing criminal, and left Sterling and Stiviano alone to have a painstaking hour of manual copulation followed by an exchange of money and a search for answers. Shelly probably just wanted the cops to respond for documentation of her ongoing lawsuit against Stiviano who she claims is a professional gold digger. Donald Sterling was slightly put out by the cop call until he realized that meant another hour of the L.A.P.D. not preventing crime in the black community. That finally made him cum.
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By Jack August 22, 2014 @ 12:14 PM
According to momentarily famous sex troll, V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling is gay. She says that she never actually touched his shriveled up tool because he prefers the touch of another man. This contradicts other shit she’s said in the past. Could she be the world’s first dishonest whore?
Read all about V. being a beard for the old man. (Dlisted)
Jessica Hart looking hot as balls in GQ. Hot.As.Balls. (Popoholic)
Miley Cyrus banned in the Dominican Republic because she’s a slutty slut. (Huffington Post)
Bruce Jenner has grown an ugly pair of she-man tits. (The Superficial)
Apparently, 50 Cent is right. Floyd Mayweather can’t read good. (COED)
Bianca Gascoigne has some big ‘ol titty balls. (Hollywood Tuna)
Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario running naked down the road? Yes. (Drunken Stepfather)
By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 2:21 PM
If you’re wondering what V. Stiviano will look like in nine years when she’s her mother’s age, here’s your answer. The lineal pair also provide a glimpse into what might be the future grunty whore disposition of the love child V. Stiviano is dangling around on social media so all the press will come back. You can see photos of the young girl in the standard Stiviano privacy visor HERE. I’m not posting pictures of an innocent kid. Not until she’s having sex with her own geriatric sports team owner and urging him to say racist things on tape. About quinceanera time.
Can anyone guess who’s the father of my beautiful daughter?
That’s what V. Stiviano originally posted to her Instagram account with a bunch of other veiled references to the Clippers, the sale of the Clippers, and her daughter being set for life now. Then she posted the phone number to a paternity DNA clinic. That’s pretty heavy handed as a topper. It seems pretty obvious she’s implying Donald Sterling is the father of her baby. Though I wouldn’t rule out the fact that she truly doesn’t remember who the daddy is and her general query is legit. Either way, her mom’s chins look super proud of her daughter’s work. That’s what it’s about after all.
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By Lex June 02, 2014 @ 11:54 AM
If you believe in super convenient coincidences, then you’ll see no connection between the embarrassing video tape of Donald Sterling’s hooker saying black people’s idea of money management is buying super fine rims for their Olds 88′s and her lawyer’s reports of two white dudes roughing her up outside her NYC hotel while hurling n-bombs. V. Stiviano is thought to be Mexican, though during one or two of her multitude of past larceny arrests, she has self-reported her race as black. This dossier could’ve easily confused the bungling white actors who staged this fight that V. Stiviano didn’t mention in the police report she never filed. Given that V. Stiviano and her visor are now a victim of an undocumented and unwitnessed racial hate crime, it only seems fair we forget the spinners comment, her illicit taping of her elderly mark, and her latest unfortunate choice of attire. I pray Steve Ballmer at least has an open mind when he hears her pitch on why she should keep her job with the Clippers.
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By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Because it was simply the right time for her to do it, V. Stiviano finalized the adoption process for two young Cambodian boys who she had been fostering for several years, according to Radar. Donald Sterling’s mistress met the boys when she was working for the LA County District Attorney, but now that she’s got that NBA owner coin in her bank account – the same coin that has her being investigated for extortion – V was able to get the whole deal done and bring those kids home to live with her for good.
Actually, she can’t bring them home yet, because there are photographers and reporters constantly camped out at her home to ask her about how the phone conversation that she recorded of Donald saying racist things was leaked at a time when she was being sued by his wife, and why she suddenly wants everyone to know that he’s not racist and is really hurting right now. But aside from the constant media attention and any lawsuits and further scrutiny she faces over this, the social worker who gave this woman control over two children really did a fantastic job.
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By Lex May 02, 2014 @ 12:11 PM
Donald Sterling isn’t the first guy with Colonial-era views on race to really love himself some young women of color. In a not very surprising bit of news, it turns out The Other Donald has been boning young Spanish chicks before, buying them houses and expensive gifts, only to have his wife come clean shit up with lawsuits against the gold diggers. Ten years ago, she filed suit against the daughter of an immigrant Taco Bell worked named Alexandra Castro for:
“luring wealthy, older men in to her web of deceit by offering them economic opportunities, then sexual favors and then attempts to fleece them and their assets.”
That only sounds familiar because it’s about the exact same language she used to sue V. Stiviano. I guess it sucks to know that no matter how much Botox you shoot into your lily white, um, face, your old racist husbands is out in the plantation worker housing banging the caramel colored girls each evening. But you’ve still got hold on that money and you can’t just let the young Mexican ho’s come in and take what’s been promised to you. I get that, Shelly. I stand by you, even if you smell like old carpet.
Here’s V. Stiviano in a see-through outfit walking her pet turtle trying not to get attention…
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