Shelly Sterling Gets Her Shit Back

By Lex April 15, 2015 @ 8:51 AM

The timeless battle between unstoppable shrew and unmovable whore ended when a judge ruled that V. Stiviano had to return the condo and the Bentley and other expensive gifts totaling $2.8 million from Donald Sterling back to Shelly Sterling because Stiviano never Quickbooks invoiced him formally for handies. Shelly Sterling argued that Stiviano suckered her batshit crazy husband into giving her the booty that was rightfully community property between the couple. Donald Sterling supported the argument by drooling in court and asking why Don the Chink won’t let him in the back door at Staples any longer. It’s kind of a sad day for hustlers, also for dignity and the expression of any earnest human emotions.

In court, Stiviano claimed that Donald Sterling was both a ‘father figure and lover’ which caused the stenographer to hurl and the judge to bring down the gavel in favor of Sterling. He did rule Stiviano didn’t have to pay back $200,000 in credit card expenses on Sterling’s card because she had stroked his crinkled penis on more than one occasion and you couldn’t put a price tag on that horror. Though, if you did, it would be around $200,000.

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V. Stiviano Didn’t Score the Big Invites

By Lex November 03, 2014 @ 12:43 PM

V. Stiviano Wears White Bra With Underwear For Halloween While She Goes Trick Or Treating With Her Son LA
Donald Sterling’s tri-racial escort found herself off the Halloween VIP party list this year because Hollywood doesn’t tolerate a woman who can’t hide her whore better. V. Stiviano stuck to her own neighborhood offering to let seniors touch her tits in exchange for plying out their precious metal dental fillers. Stiviano’s defamation suit against Shelly Sterling for calling her a thief and a manipulative slut was recently thrown out of court when somebody official asked, ‘Wait, isn’t that true?’. While Shelly Sterling’s suit trying to get back all $2.5 million worth of gifts Stiviano stroked Donald to completion over remains ongoing. A girl needs to eat. Who can wait six hours to get that University of Phoenix polygraph tech degree.

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Donald Sterling Reunites With Whore

By Matt October 02, 2014 @ 6:28 AM


Police were called to Donald Sterling’s house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp Geezer Fuck. Shelly despises Stiviano, not because she had a loving marriage broken asunder but because Stiviano her honey paws into the Sterling family till.

Nobody in this upscale neighborhood has actually had sex with their spouse since they made a pledge in college to stop being happy and focus on clothes and cocktail parties. The police came, saw a lot of things wrong but nothing criminal, and left Sterling and Stiviano alone to have a painstaking hour of manual copulation followed by an exchange of money and a search for answers. Shelly probably just wanted the cops to respond for documentation of her ongoing lawsuit against Stiviano who she claims is a professional gold digger. Donald Sterling was slightly put out by the cop call until he realized that meant another hour of the L.A.P.D. not preventing crime in the black community. That finally made him cum.

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Donald Sterling Prefers Dudes And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 22, 2014 @ 12:14 PM


According to momentarily famous sex troll, V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling is gay. She says that she never actually touched his shriveled up tool because he prefers the touch of another man. This contradicts other shit she’s said in the past. Could she be the world’s first dishonest whore?

Read all about V. being a beard for the old man. (Dlisted)

Jessica Hart looking hot as balls in GQ. Hot.As.Balls. (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus banned in the Dominican Republic because she’s a slutty slut. (Huffington Post)

Bruce Jenner has grown an ugly pair of she-man tits. (The Superficial)

Apparently, 50 Cent is right. Floyd Mayweather can’t read good. (COED)

Bianca Gascoigne has some big ‘ol titty balls. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario running naked down the road? Yes. (Drunken Stepfather)

V. Stiviano Might Have Donald Sterling’s Baby

By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 2:21 PM

V. Stiviano Out With Her Mom In Beverly Hills
If you’re wondering what V. Stiviano will look like in nine years when she’s her mother’s age, here’s your answer. The lineal pair also provide a glimpse into what might be the future grunty whore disposition of the love child V. Stiviano is dangling around on social media so all the press will come back. You can see photos of the young girl in the standard Stiviano privacy visor HERE. I’m not posting pictures of an innocent kid. Not until she’s having sex with her own geriatric sports team owner and urging him to say racist things on tape. About quinceanera time.

Can anyone guess who’s the father of my beautiful daughter?

That’s what V. Stiviano originally posted to her Instagram account with a bunch of other veiled references to the Clippers, the sale of the Clippers, and her daughter being set for life now. Then she posted the phone number to a paternity DNA clinic. That’s pretty heavy handed as a topper. It seems pretty obvious she’s implying Donald Sterling is the father of her baby. Though I wouldn’t rule out the fact that she truly doesn’t remember who the daddy is and her general query is legit. Either way, her mom’s chins look super proud of her daughter’s work. That’s what it’s about after all.

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V. Stiviano Is the Real Victim

By Lex June 02, 2014 @ 11:54 AM

V. Stiviano In A See Through Dress Departing At LAX
If you believe in super convenient coincidences, then you’ll see no connection between the embarrassing video tape of Donald Sterling’s hooker saying black people’s idea of money management is buying super fine rims for their Olds 88′s and her lawyer’s reports of two white dudes roughing her up outside her NYC hotel while hurling n-bombs. V. Stiviano is thought to be Mexican, though during one or two of her multitude of past larceny arrests, she has self-reported her race as black. This dossier could’ve easily confused the bungling white actors who staged this fight that V. Stiviano didn’t mention in the police report she never filed. Given that V. Stiviano and her visor are now a victim of an undocumented and unwitnessed racial hate crime, it only seems fair we forget the spinners comment, her illicit taping of her elderly mark, and her latest unfortunate choice of attire. I pray Steve Ballmer at least has an open mind when he hears her pitch on why she should keep her job with the Clippers.

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