By Lex August 25, 2014 @ 12:07 PM
In an incredibly pointless interview in Flaunt magazine, Vanessa Hudgens unburdens herself of a high school experience made rough by constantly missing school for tryouts and small acting roles. Sometimes when we watch the artistry of a teen Disney show it’s easy to forget all the personal sacrifice and casting call room molestations that went into that bit of taped magic. Vanessa says she intentionally tried to make herself ugly and unattractive to boys in high school to avoid any cause for attention:
I mean, I went through a period where I shopped at Hot Topic. I didn’t want guys to look at me. But it made things easier.
I’m sure the people at Hot Topic will be thrilled to learn they are the go-to store for girls who want to look asexual and unattractive. I just wore Sears Husky jeans and got the same social outcome. At some point, everything paid off for Vanessa as she landed her big role in High School Musical and shortly thereafter got wasted and showed the world her vagina and then threatened to sue the shit out of those of us who refused to pretend that didn’t happen. You’re pretty standard coming of age story. She really needs some fake work projects so fashion magazines can ask her about that stuff instead.
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By Lex June 25, 2014 @ 12:59 PM
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By Lex June 11, 2014 @ 10:03 AM
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By Lex June 06, 2014 @ 12:52 PM
It’s tough on people who peak in high school. They’re barely shaving and their glory days are already behind them. I feared Vanessa Hudgens was like that. When she was getting loaded and flashing her snatch on camera at eighteen, I thought, man, she will never be more accomplished than she is right now. And for a good long while, that seemed true. But then she started getting herself parts in movies as the stripper, the bikini bad girl with a gun, the bikini bad girl with a gun again, the stripper a couple more times, and I knew those twat-flashing selfies days were just a primer for the reinvention of Vanessa Hudgens. You can go home again, especially if you’re paying your moms rent.
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By Travis May 22, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
There are probably a million other girls just like Vanessa Hudgens in this world, girls who can sort of act and sing and are pretty attractive, but not getting any younger. Since it can all go away in the blink of an eye for someone who is so easily forgettable and even easier to replace, Vanessa has to really work hard to make sure that we spend at least 10 seconds thinking about her, when the movie roles seem to be few and far between for her lately. So she did the easiest thing imaginable and posted a sports bra selfie on Instagram, and that immediately makes her better than almost every girl on the planet for the next 10 seconds. Even if she’s making a face like she just clogged the toilet and doesn’t know how to stop the shit water from spilling all over your bathroom floor, she’s still great for another 3, 2…
By Lex May 19, 2014 @ 3:53 PM
It’s well established through urban legend, porn plot #178, and office gossip that bachelorette parties are far wilder than you’re typical guys bachelor parties. By the time men get to bachelor parties, they’re just doing mostly the same shit they’ve done a dozen times before, only without a wet blanket future in law tag-along. Even the Hangover movie series couldn’t get past number one without running out of ideas. But when women start going shot for shot and the estrogen strands uncoil, millions of years of repressed gatherer urges come to the forefront and greased up male genitalia starts getting snapped back and forth like a tether ball. None of that shit seems to be happening yet on the yacht Vanessa Hudgens hooked up in Miami for Ashley Tisdale’s bachelorette party. The two have been good friends since High School Musical days when they bonded over the challenge of being only seventeen and already having promised to take Zac Efron’s secret to the grave. I’d like to be around when these hot midgets uncork the booze after sunset and start grousing about the double standards women must endure in society. I’ve seen porn plot #178. I do know what happens next. I can handle the subjugation.
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