By Lex May 07, 2014 @ 4:16 PM
When you’re the 126th top grossing film of the year, there’s going to be pressure to create a sequel. Even without the original writers, director, and at least half the cast, Spring Breakers will likely be getting a sequel. If you missed it the first time, it was another freaky pedo-leaning Harmony Korine art house film where his young wife got naked with a bunch of other topless girls in bikinis while really fucking annoying house music played throughout like Paris Hilton was DJing the score. He got James Franco riffing in the film, and Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson to swear and run around in bikinis and guns and almost show their tits, so it was worth a watch. But a sequel? This might taint the sanctity of the sequel that Hollywood holds dear, with only 95.7% of sequels either being completely unnecessary, sucking horrible, or both. Transformers excluded, naturally. We need the world to buy more fucking Dodges. Nevertheless, if Selena Gomez takes her top off, I’m in for twelve bucks. I know I’ll be disappointed, but at least I’ll have a honorable explanation for why I went.
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By Lex February 06, 2014 @ 2:22 PM
Vanessa Hudgens has come a long way from spreading her legs for naked selfies to hiding beneath big stupid hats when out in public. I still recognize you, Vanessa. Your smile reminds me of your vagina from the time when you were more interesting and had cooler friends.
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By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 11:44 AM
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By Travis December 24, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Not every celebrity is feeling the holiday spirit like the gentle angel that is Chris Brown, as Vanessa Hudgens looked like she’d received a lump of coal in her stocking while she was out jogging in Hollywood yesterday. Is she sad because she’s kind of unremarkable unless she’s playing trashy characters? Or is she sad because nobody’s really paying attention to her except for one random photographer? Whatever the source of her sadness may be, I think I speak for all of the happy boys and girls on Christmas Eve when I say that the solution is always a sex tape.
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By Travis October 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Vanessa Hudgens showed up to ULTA’s “Donate with a Kiss” event in New York City last night to help raise money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I guarantee at least one guy (or maybe woman) at the event looked at her, elbowed the guy next to him and said, “I’d research those breasts.” But with all of these charity events for breast cancer and all of the money raised, why is it that we never hear about any big breakthroughs in curing or treating this disease? I’m starting to think this whole thing is about a bunch of guys sitting in a room, staring at breasts, and if that’s the case, I want in 10 years ago.
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By Travis September 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Vanessa Hudgens took the stage as a performer for the first time in four years at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night with the girl group YLA that she recorded the single “$$$sex” with earlier this year. The performance was presumably part of her contract with Satan that obligates her to spend at least five years of her post-Disney career acting and dressing like a prostitute while using sex and very little musical talents to keep herself relevant. And while I don’t know or care who or what a YLA is, I think Vanessa’s doing a spectacular job and I wish her nothing but luck before her eventual crash and burn meltdown phase.
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