By Travis December 24, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Not every celebrity is feeling the holiday spirit like the gentle angel that is Chris Brown, as Vanessa Hudgens looked like she’d received a lump of coal in her stocking while she was out jogging in Hollywood yesterday. Is she sad because she’s kind of unremarkable unless she’s playing trashy characters? Or is she sad because nobody’s really paying attention to her except for one random photographer? Whatever the source of her sadness may be, I think I speak for all of the happy boys and girls on Christmas Eve when I say that the solution is always a sex tape.
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By Travis October 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Vanessa Hudgens showed up to ULTA’s “Donate with a Kiss” event in New York City last night to help raise money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I guarantee at least one guy (or maybe woman) at the event looked at her, elbowed the guy next to him and said, “I’d research those breasts.” But with all of these charity events for breast cancer and all of the money raised, why is it that we never hear about any big breakthroughs in curing or treating this disease? I’m starting to think this whole thing is about a bunch of guys sitting in a room, staring at breasts, and if that’s the case, I want in 10 years ago.
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By Travis September 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Vanessa Hudgens took the stage as a performer for the first time in four years at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night with the girl group YLA that she recorded the single “$$$sex” with earlier this year. The performance was presumably part of her contract with Satan that obligates her to spend at least five years of her post-Disney career acting and dressing like a prostitute while using sex and very little musical talents to keep herself relevant. And while I don’t know or care who or what a YLA is, I think Vanessa’s doing a spectacular job and I wish her nothing but luck before her eventual crash and burn meltdown phase.
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By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 5:09 PM
Vanessa Hudgens has come a long way since her days of pretending to date Zac Efron and posting homemade photos of her snatch online. And by that, I mean, she’s far less interesting now. I’m sure she’ll point to those wild teens days and call them a mistake. But let’s call her new modesty what it really is — selfish.
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By Travis June 13, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Maxim’s No. 1 on the Hot 100 list, Miley Cyrus, who once again wasn’t even the hottest woman at a MySpace party on a Wednesday night.
Tara Reid was also there, which sounds a little strange because she’s neither young nor cool, but I think her purpose was to stand on the stage under a sign that read, “Then” so it would make sense when Olivia Wilde stood under a sign that read, “Now”.
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