MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Maxim’s No. 1 on the Hot 100 list, Miley Cyrus, who once again wasn’t even the hottest woman at a MySpace party on a Wednesday night.
Tara Reid was also there, which sounds a little strange because she’s neither young nor cool, but I think her purpose was to stand on the stage under a sign that read, “Then” so it would make sense when Olivia Wilde stood under a sign that read, “Now”.
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Part of Vanessa Hudgens’ charm has always been that she’s willing to throw on some super tight or skimpy clothes and look like she just won a baby oil wrestling tournament at a NASCAR tailgate, so it’s always disappointing when she’s fully dressed. In this case, she barely even looks like herself, as she got all dressed up in rave gear on Saturday to host the Electric Run in Los Angeles.
Electric Run LA is basically a rave mixed with a 5K, so it combines everything that you love about trying to navigate through a slow herd of people who are patting themselves on the back for exercising with drug use and seizure-inducing lights. It’s probably a lot like an actual marathon, though, in terms of people pissing themselves.
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Vanessa Hudgens mom wasn’t even born when the Rolling Stones started performing. That might not really explain why her skirt fell down on the way into the Staples Center to see the Rolling Stones perform. Honestly, I just wanted to show you her underwear. It’s not quite the same as seeing her underaged cooch in cell phone pictures, but it’s less likely to turn me into a blue dot on the Megan’s Law website. I don’t care if you like hiking and long walks on the beach, that blue dot will kill your online dating potential.
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I’ve seen Vanessa Hudgens naked before, so unless this video was two and half minutes of more leaked cell pictures there was just no way that I was going to be impressed. And I wasn’t. I know it’s suppose to be based off of Spring Breakers,which was weird in an awesome kind of way, but this whole thing was about as edgy as an episode of Dora the Explora. The video has a lot of dancing fluorescent lights in it though, so this will blow your mind if you’re easily amused or a cat.
I’ve never understood the middle finger. A punch, a kick, a warning shot just short of taking off some toes, even verbal abuse. I get all that. Makes me a little melancholy for my childhood. But this middle finger nonsense from grown celebrities? Really? That’s so fifth grade, Vanessa Hudgens. I think once you make sexually explicit cell phone photos of yourself, you’re too old to be giving the finger. Maybe that should be the official cut-off. I know celebrities feel helpless when they’re trying to have private time and some dude with a camera starts clicking away photos. But imagine that paparazzi feels helpless when it’s time to buy his Bentley or date a model or get a table at Nobu. It cuts both ways.
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I can’t help but feeling I’ve seen this somewhere before…