By Travis September 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Vanessa Hudgens took the stage as a performer for the first time in four years at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night with the girl group YLA that she recorded the single “$$$sex” with earlier this year. The performance was presumably part of her contract with Satan that obligates her to spend at least five years of her post-Disney career acting and dressing like a prostitute while using sex and very little musical talents to keep herself relevant. And while I don’t know or care who or what a YLA is, I think Vanessa’s doing a spectacular job and I wish her nothing but luck before her eventual crash and burn meltdown phase.
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By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 5:09 PM
Vanessa Hudgens has come a long way since her days of pretending to date Zac Efron and posting homemade photos of her snatch online. And by that, I mean, she’s far less interesting now. I’m sure she’ll point to those wild teens days and call them a mistake. But let’s call her new modesty what it really is — selfish.
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By Travis June 13, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let you know how hip it is. Among the stars in attendance were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Maxim’s No. 1 on the Hot 100 list, Miley Cyrus, who once again wasn’t even the hottest woman at a MySpace party on a Wednesday night.
Tara Reid was also there, which sounds a little strange because she’s neither young nor cool, but I think her purpose was to stand on the stage under a sign that read, “Then” so it would make sense when Olivia Wilde stood under a sign that read, “Now”.
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By Travis May 27, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Part of Vanessa Hudgens’ charm has always been that she’s willing to throw on some super tight or skimpy clothes and look like she just won a baby oil wrestling tournament at a NASCAR tailgate, so it’s always disappointing when she’s fully dressed. In this case, she barely even looks like herself, as she got all dressed up in rave gear on Saturday to host the Electric Run in Los Angeles.
Electric Run LA is basically a rave mixed with a 5K, so it combines everything that you love about trying to navigate through a slow herd of people who are patting themselves on the back for exercising with drug use and seizure-inducing lights. It’s probably a lot like an actual marathon, though, in terms of people pissing themselves.
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By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 2:00 PM
Vanessa Hudgens mom wasn’t even born when the Rolling Stones started performing. That might not really explain why her skirt fell down on the way into the Staples Center to see the Rolling Stones perform. Honestly, I just wanted to show you her underwear. It’s not quite the same as seeing her underaged cooch in cell phone pictures, but it’s less likely to turn me into a blue dot on the Megan’s Law website. I don’t care if you like hiking and long walks on the beach, that blue dot will kill your online dating potential.
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