By colin February 25, 2013 @ 2:01 PM
This photo has been flying around the Internet something fierce over the weekend. You know what else flies around the Internet every single day? Complete and utter bullshit, on topics ranging from ‘secret Iranian nuke updates’ to ‘bear having sex with monkey — must see’. Ten years ago, my mom tuned into the Internet for a minute and declared that it was just a devil’s shitpit of lies and pornography, making her more prescient than any dude with a porkpie hat who wrote 5,000 word pieces for Wired at the time.
Combining the shitpit of lies and pornography, this purported photo from the set of Spring Breakers that 10,001 Tumblr accounts are now declaring to be Vanessa Hudgens snorting cocaine atop a topless Selena Gomez during shooting of the film. Even the dudes at 4Chan had a laugh at this, in between bouts of masturbating to the photo in their New Dehli-adjacent apartments.
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By brendon August 22, 2012 @ 6:02 PM
Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today wearing tiny little shorts and a shirt with a phrase I can easily convince myself is about my penis, and yet for some reason they’re still boring. Next time one of the photographers should show a little initiative and pull her shorts down or something. It’s her word against his!
(image source = fame/flynet)
Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today with her boyfriend Something Something, and no one even had to bribe her with millions of dollars. FUN FACT: Jessica Simpson eats dinner at around 10pm, just like they do in Spain. Unlike in Spain, that dinner begins around 6pm.
Vanessa Hudgens had lunch at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills today, and it’s hard to decide what looked the most effeminate and girly. Was it her see-though sweater, her black bra, her sexy purple highlights, or her boyfriend Austin Butler? There’s really no wrong answer.
(image source = inf, pacific coast)
Interview magazine is all about “conversations between some of the most creative minds from the worlds of fashion, art and entertainment”, but apparently no one gives a shit about that snooty nonsense because the May issue has the movie ‘Spring Breakers’ and pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez handcuffed in bikinis. Personally I’m devastated because I was hoping this issue would tell me what Kathy Griffin thinks about Vera Wang. Now I fear I may never know!
By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 6:17 PM
Vanessa Hudgens is in St. Petersburg, Florida, today filming ‘Spring Breakers’, and as you can see by the money stuffed into her bikini, it looks like a pretty fancy movie. The theatre will probably even pass out those glasses on sticks like rich people at the opera use.
(image source = fame/flynet, inf, splash)