Vanessa Hudgens is disappointing, confusing

By brendon August 22, 2012 @ 6:02 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today wearing tiny little shorts and a shirt with a phrase I can easily convince myself is about my penis, and yet for some reason they’re still boring. Next time one of the photographers should show a little initiative and pull her shorts down or something. It’s her word against his!

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Vanessa Hudgens is no Jessica Simpson

By brendon July 19, 2012 @ 5:15 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today with her boyfriend Something Something, and no one even had to bribe her with millions of dollars. FUN FACT: Jessica Simpson eats dinner at around 10pm, just like they do in Spain. Unlike in Spain, that dinner begins around 6pm.

Vanessa Hudgens got purple highlights

By brendon June 15, 2012 @ 2:19 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens had lunch at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills today, and it’s hard to decide what looked the most effeminate and girly. Was it her see-though sweater, her black bra, her sexy purple highlights, or her boyfriend Austin Butler? There’s really no wrong answer.

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Interview magazine interviews ‘Spring Breakers’

By brendon May 07, 2012 @ 5:07 PM

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Interview magazine is all about “conversations between some of the most creative minds from the worlds of fashion, art and entertainment”, but apparently no one gives a shit about that snooty nonsense because the May issue has the movie ‘Spring Breakers’ and pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez handcuffed in bikinis. Personally I’m devastated because I was hoping this issue would tell me what Kathy Griffin thinks about Vera Wang. Now I fear I may never know!

Vanessa Hudgens on the set of ‘Spring Breakers’

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 6:17 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens is in St. Petersburg, Florida, today filming ‘Spring Breakers’, and as you can see by the money stuffed into her bikini, it looks like a pretty fancy movie. The theatre will probably even pass out those glasses on sticks like rich people at the opera use.

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Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Are in Bikinis Part 2

By author March 15, 2012 @ 1:00 PM

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I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots. Only one of which shows anything but her face, which by the look of these production candids will have little to do with the plot of this movie. ‘What if they decide to rob the bank wearing bikinis?!’ is almost definitely something that was said during a table read.

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