By author March 15, 2012 @ 1:00 PM
I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots. Only one of which shows anything but her face, which by the look of these production candids will have little to do with the plot of this movie. ‘What if they decide to rob the bank wearing bikinis?!’ is almost definitely something that was said during a table read.
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By author March 14, 2012 @ 4:30 PM
Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of 15 will go see this shit in the theater because it stars Disney kids and creepy men will go see it because it stars Disney kids in bikinis, what we have here is the perfect storm for the internet, which also caters almost exclusively to both groups.
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By brendon January 26, 2012 @ 3:03 PM
The good news is that Vanessa Hudgens was back on the beach in Hawaii today, when all of a sudden my telepathy kicked in and her bikini top fell off.
The bad news is that this bitch has cat-like reflexes, and covered herself before we could see anything. Trust me. I looked. I looked and I looked and I looked some more. The only way you’re gonna see her naked today is to photoshop her face onto some sluts body. And so that’s what I did. Porn star Kristina Rose works pretty well, just so you know.
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By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 4:28 PM
Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were still in Hawaii this weekend, romantically holding each other in the water and watching the sunset. It looked like an ad for Sandals. Or condoms.
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By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 10:36 AM
Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously.
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By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 1:14 PM
So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone drag that Bourgeoisie cunt to the beach.
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