Vanessa Hudgens is being wasted

By brendon June 15, 2011 @ 2:31 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens has taken some more pictures for irons a dairy Candies, who hopefully wanted pictures that were unsexy and unflattering, but also filled with random clutter and distracting props. “Let’s take the fantasy of a hot girlfriend doing housework mostly naked, but in a way so that it’s obvious she’s not really doing it, and actually is just on some shitty, hastily thrown together set.”

Mission accomplished, Candies!

Eyes up here, Mickey

By brendon May 09, 2011 @ 11:48 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ premiere at Disneyland on Saturday night, in a dress that mostly distracted everyone from the bucket of makeup she was wearing. Even Mickey Mouse, who later had to awkwardly explain to some kids that now would not be a good time to sit in his lap for a picture.

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Monday morning headlines

By brendon May 02, 2011 @ 11:56 AM

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MARIAH CAREY – gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s now married to Al Sharpton. (thr)

JUSTIN BIEBER – had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down there I don’t know about? (huff post )

LINDSAY LOHAN – might plead no contest on her felony theft charge. Funny how she lost the will to fight right after bin Laden died. Coincidence? (popeater)

FAST FIVE – set box office records for biggest opening of 2011, biggest opening ever in April, and biggest opening ever for Universal as it pulled in $145 million worldwide this weekend. Let the Oscar buzz begin! (deadline)

VANESSA HUDGENS – was in a bikini down in Mexico with Ashley Tisdale this weekend, though you’d barely know it from the pictures, which focus on Tisdale for some reason. I think the photographer has low self esteem. (splash news)

Vanessa Hudgens was licking simple white chocolate

By brendon April 19, 2011 @ 5:35 PM

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Look, if you’re an agent or a manager or whatever, and there’s a rumor that your Disney star client did molly all weekend, I really don’t think it’s too much to ask for you to put a little effort into your bullshit excuse.

Vanessa Hudgens was snapped relaxing on the grass at Coachella, where at one point she reached into a little bag and then leaned forward to lick a white substance off her fingers.
Busted?
Hardly.
Hudgens’ rep assures E! News that the gooey substance was just white chocolate.

No one likes picturing Vanessa Hudgens licking a sticky white mess off her fingers and then swallowing it more than me, but holy shit this is stupid. She was going outside in 90 degree heat for the next 12 hours, with no cooler, so she put white chocolate in a ziploc bag and put it in her purse? Yeah that makes sense. It was her desert, in her purse right next to the milk and raw chicken breast.

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Vanessa Hudgens knows how to party

By brendon April 18, 2011 @ 4:55 PM

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As previously implied, Vanessa Hudgens had a kick ass time at Coachella this weekend, but that doesn’t mean she spent the whole time licking suspicious looking white powder. She also hit the bar pretty good (she’s 22, by the way).

Here we see her doing what looks like tequila shots and yelling at the bartender. Probably saying, “11 dollars for a well? Who am I, Bill Gates?”

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Vanessa Hudgens was licking some kind of powder (UPDATE!)

By brendon April 18, 2011 @ 10:40 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens spent the weekend at Coachella with her dorky new boyfriend Josh Hutcherson (this doofus), and on several occasions she was seen taking out a ziploc bag with a white powder inside, then licking the powder off her fingers.

It could have been anything in that bag of course. Maybe it was a Lik-M-Aid. Or etc. It would be great if it was cocaine though. Girls on coke stay nice and thin, and they can be really friendly when they need to score. Does that mean I would give her drugs to have sex with me? What is this, an intervention, leave us alone!

INFORMATIVE UPDATE – several emails say Vanessa might be doing molly, which is basically powdered ecstasy. That sounds safe, right?

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