Interview magazine is all about “conversations between some of the most creative minds from the worlds of fashion, art and entertainment”, but apparently no one gives a shit about that snooty nonsense because the May issue has the movie ‘Spring Breakers’ and pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez handcuffed in bikinis. Personally I’m devastated because I was hoping this issue would tell me what Kathy Griffin thinks about Vera Wang. Now I fear I may never know!
Vanessa Hudgens is in St. Petersburg, Florida, today filming ‘Spring Breakers’, and as you can see by the money stuffed into her bikini, it looks like a pretty fancy movie. The theatre will probably even pass out those glasses on sticks like rich people at the opera use.
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I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots. Only one of which shows anything but her face, which by the look of these production candids will have little to do with the plot of this movie. ‘What if they decide to rob the bank wearing bikinis?!’ is almost definitely something that was said during a table read.
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Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of 15 will go see this shit in the theater because it stars Disney kids and creepy men will go see it because it stars Disney kids in bikinis, what we have here is the perfect storm for the internet, which also caters almost exclusively to both groups.
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The good news is that Vanessa Hudgens was back on the beach in Hawaii today, when all of a sudden my telepathy kicked in and her bikini top fell off.
The bad news is that this bitch has cat-like reflexes, and covered herself before we could see anything. Trust me. I looked. I looked and I looked and I looked some more. The only way you’re gonna see her naked today is to photoshop her face onto some sluts body. And so that’s what I did. Porn star Kristina Rose works pretty well, just so you know.
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