Vanessa Hudgens had a little accident

By brendon January 26, 2012 @ 3:03 PM


The good news is that Vanessa Hudgens was back on the beach in Hawaii today, when all of a sudden my telepathy kicked in and her bikini top fell off.

The bad news is that this bitch has cat-like reflexes, and covered herself before we could see anything. Trust me. I looked. I looked and I looked and I looked some more. The only way you’re gonna see her naked today is to photoshop her face onto some sluts body. And so that’s what I did. Porn star Kristina Rose works pretty well, just so you know.

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Vanessa Hudgens erotic awakening continues

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 4:28 PM


Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were still in Hawaii this weekend, romantically holding each other in the water and watching the sunset. It looked like an ad for Sandals. Or condoms.

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Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 10:36 AM


Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously.

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Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini too

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 1:14 PM


So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone drag that Bourgeoisie cunt to the beach.

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Vanessa Hudgens sends the best Christmas cards

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 3:32 PM


If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.

The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.

Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.

Vanessa Hudgens wore a bathrobe and slippers

By brendon September 28, 2011 @ 5:04 PM


On Monday, Vanessa Hudgens wore a muumuu to a movie premiere, and yesterday she went to a Trader Joes in LA wearing slippers and a bathrobe. Awesome, right? She’s like the new Mrs. Roper.

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