Vanessa Hudgens sends the best Christmas cards

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 3:32 PM

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If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.

The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.

Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.

Vanessa Hudgens wore a bathrobe and slippers

By brendon September 28, 2011 @ 5:04 PM

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On Monday, Vanessa Hudgens wore a muumuu to a movie premiere, and yesterday she went to a Trader Joes in LA wearing slippers and a bathrobe. Awesome, right? She’s like the new Mrs. Roper.

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what in the hell

By brendon September 27, 2011 @ 11:13 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere of, ‘IRIS – A Journey Into The World Of Cinema by Cirque du Soleil’ at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood last night, but only after going to the Sears maternity department to buy a dress first. This is bullshit. Her agent should have sent her right back into the house, and said, “Don’t come out until your’e wearing a cowboy hat and a leather bikini and chaps with no pants and an ivory handled Colt in each holster. Look honey, do you want to be famous or not.”

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Vanessa Hudgens has really short hair now

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 3:11 PM

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I was hoping Vanessa Hudgens was wearing a wig on Thursday while filming ‘Gimmie Shelter’, but last night she was at some Neutrogena kids charity thing (this) and it’s probably too much to hope that she was wearing it then too.

So I guess she cut her hair, which was a terrible idea because girls ALWAYS look worse with short hair. It happens every single time, without exception. And for what, this movie probably sucks. I forgot to look it up but it appears to be some sort of Criss Angel bio.

SURPRISING UPDATE – ok, this is hard to believe, but I had to take the original headline picture down (you can still see it here). I don’t even want to tell you why. Short version: this post had pictures from two photo agencies. One is run by overly sensitive cunts. The other is run by professionals who don’t freak the fuck out when I’m “negative” about someones fucking haircut.

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Vanessa Hudgens is being wasted

By brendon June 15, 2011 @ 2:31 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens has taken some more pictures for irons a dairy Candies, who hopefully wanted pictures that were unsexy and unflattering, but also filled with random clutter and distracting props. “Let’s take the fantasy of a hot girlfriend doing housework mostly naked, but in a way so that it’s obvious she’s not really doing it, and actually is just on some shitty, hastily thrown together set.”

Mission accomplished, Candies!

Eyes up here, Mickey

By brendon May 09, 2011 @ 11:48 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ premiere at Disneyland on Saturday night, in a dress that mostly distracted everyone from the bucket of makeup she was wearing. Even Mickey Mouse, who later had to awkwardly explain to some kids that now would not be a good time to sit in his lap for a picture.

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