Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously.
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So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone drag that Bourgeoisie cunt to the beach.
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If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.
The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.
Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.
Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere of, ‘IRIS – A Journey Into The World Of Cinema by Cirque du Soleil’ at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood last night, but only after going to the Sears maternity department to buy a dress first. This is bullshit. Her agent should have sent her right back into the house, and said, “Don’t come out until your’e wearing a cowboy hat and a leather bikini and chaps with no pants and an ivory handled Colt in each holster. Look honey, do you want to be famous or not.”
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I was hoping Vanessa Hudgens was wearing a wig on Thursday while filming ‘Gimmie Shelter’, but last night she was at some Neutrogena kids charity thing (this) and it’s probably too much to hope that she was wearing it then too.
So I guess she cut her hair, which was a terrible idea because girls ALWAYS look worse with short hair. It happens every single time, without exception. And for what, this movie probably sucks. I forgot to look it up but it appears to be some sort of Criss Angel bio.
SURPRISING UPDATE – ok, this is hard to believe, but I had to take the original headline picture down (you can still see it here). I don’t even want to tell you why. Short version: this post had pictures from two photo agencies. One is run by overly sensitive cunts. The other is run by professionals who don’t freak the fuck out when I’m “negative” about someones fucking haircut.
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