Vanessa Hudgens wore a bathrobe and slippers

By brendon September 28, 2011 @ 5:04 PM


On Monday, Vanessa Hudgens wore a muumuu to a movie premiere, and yesterday she went to a Trader Joes in LA wearing slippers and a bathrobe. Awesome, right? She’s like the new Mrs. Roper.

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what in the hell

By brendon September 27, 2011 @ 11:13 AM


Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere of, ‘IRIS – A Journey Into The World Of Cinema by Cirque du Soleil’ at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood last night, but only after going to the Sears maternity department to buy a dress first. This is bullshit. Her agent should have sent her right back into the house, and said, “Don’t come out until your’e wearing a cowboy hat and a leather bikini and chaps with no pants and an ivory handled Colt in each holster. Look honey, do you want to be famous or not.”

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Vanessa Hudgens has really short hair now

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 3:11 PM


I was hoping Vanessa Hudgens was wearing a wig on Thursday while filming ‘Gimmie Shelter’, but last night she was at some Neutrogena kids charity thing (this) and it’s probably too much to hope that she was wearing it then too.

So I guess she cut her hair, which was a terrible idea because girls ALWAYS look worse with short hair. It happens every single time, without exception. And for what, this movie probably sucks. I forgot to look it up but it appears to be some sort of Criss Angel bio.

SURPRISING UPDATE – ok, this is hard to believe, but I had to take the original headline picture down (you can still see it here). I don’t even want to tell you why. Short version: this post had pictures from two photo agencies. One is run by overly sensitive cunts. The other is run by professionals who don’t freak the fuck out when I’m “negative” about someones fucking haircut.

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Vanessa Hudgens is being wasted

By brendon June 15, 2011 @ 2:31 PM


Vanessa Hudgens has taken some more pictures for irons a dairy Candies, who hopefully wanted pictures that were unsexy and unflattering, but also filled with random clutter and distracting props. “Let’s take the fantasy of a hot girlfriend doing housework mostly naked, but in a way so that it’s obvious she’s not really doing it, and actually is just on some shitty, hastily thrown together set.”

Mission accomplished, Candies!

Eyes up here, Mickey

By brendon May 09, 2011 @ 11:48 AM


Vanessa Hudgens went to the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ premiere at Disneyland on Saturday night, in a dress that mostly distracted everyone from the bucket of makeup she was wearing. Even Mickey Mouse, who later had to awkwardly explain to some kids that now would not be a good time to sit in his lap for a picture.

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Monday morning headlines

By brendon May 02, 2011 @ 11:56 AM


MARIAH CAREY – gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s now married to Al Sharpton. (thr)

JUSTIN BIEBER – had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down there I don’t know about? (huff post )

LINDSAY LOHAN – might plead no contest on her felony theft charge. Funny how she lost the will to fight right after bin Laden died. Coincidence? (popeater)

FAST FIVE – set box office records for biggest opening of 2011, biggest opening ever in April, and biggest opening ever for Universal as it pulled in $145 million worldwide this weekend. Let the Oscar buzz begin! (deadline)

VANESSA HUDGENS – was in a bikini down in Mexico with Ashley Tisdale this weekend, though you’d barely know it from the pictures, which focus on Tisdale for some reason. I think the photographer has low self esteem. (splash news)