Vanessa Hudgens was licking simple white chocolate

By brendon April 19, 2011 @ 5:35 PM

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Look, if you’re an agent or a manager or whatever, and there’s a rumor that your Disney star client did molly all weekend, I really don’t think it’s too much to ask for you to put a little effort into your bullshit excuse.

Vanessa Hudgens was snapped relaxing on the grass at Coachella, where at one point she reached into a little bag and then leaned forward to lick a white substance off her fingers.
Busted?
Hardly.
Hudgens’ rep assures E! News that the gooey substance was just white chocolate.

No one likes picturing Vanessa Hudgens licking a sticky white mess off her fingers and then swallowing it more than me, but holy shit this is stupid. She was going outside in 90 degree heat for the next 12 hours, with no cooler, so she put white chocolate in a ziploc bag and put it in her purse? Yeah that makes sense. It was her desert, in her purse right next to the milk and raw chicken breast.

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Vanessa Hudgens knows how to party

By brendon April 18, 2011 @ 4:55 PM

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As previously implied, Vanessa Hudgens had a kick ass time at Coachella this weekend, but that doesn’t mean she spent the whole time licking suspicious looking white powder. She also hit the bar pretty good (she’s 22, by the way).

Here we see her doing what looks like tequila shots and yelling at the bartender. Probably saying, “11 dollars for a well? Who am I, Bill Gates?”

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Vanessa Hudgens was licking some kind of powder (UPDATE!)

By brendon April 18, 2011 @ 10:40 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens spent the weekend at Coachella with her dorky new boyfriend Josh Hutcherson (this doofus), and on several occasions she was seen taking out a ziploc bag with a white powder inside, then licking the powder off her fingers.

It could have been anything in that bag of course. Maybe it was a Lik-M-Aid. Or etc. It would be great if it was cocaine though. Girls on coke stay nice and thin, and they can be really friendly when they need to score. Does that mean I would give her drugs to have sex with me? What is this, an intervention, leave us alone!

INFORMATIVE UPDATE – several emails say Vanessa might be doing molly, which is basically powdered ecstasy. That sounds safe, right?

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Vanessa Hudgens knows her strengths

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 3:46 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens walked the red carpet last night for the LA premiere of Sucker Punch, and if you’re wondering if she posed for pictures while looking over her shoulder and showing off her ass, well then buckle the fuck up because yes, she did. Oh I know. I could hardly believe my eyes either.

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Vanessa Hudgens is upset about her naked pictures

By brendon March 16, 2011 @ 10:48 AM

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This kind of thing would probably just go away if she werent so quick to acknowledge it, since all that does is confirm it that it really is her, but an attorney for Vanessa Hudgens says she’s upset about the new round of naked pictures that leaked yesterday, more pictures from the same set she took 4 years ago.

“Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to resurface,” the star’s attorney, Christopher Wong, tells Us.com in a statement.
No word yet on who is behind the leak, or how they got a hold of the R-rated photos in the place.
Continues Wong: “It is particularly disturbing that whoever got hold of these private photos seems to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time. We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and hold them accountable for their actions.”

“Deeply upset”? What is she so upset about? She was 18 and skinny and naked.  She’s one of our greatest heroes.  This would be like a fireman being upset about saving all those orphans or me feeling bad about pleasuring so many beautiful models.  The ladies, I am like sugar to them!

Vanessa Hudgens might be naked again

By brendon March 15, 2011 @ 11:30 AM

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She hasn’t commented on it yet and made it official, but Vanessa Hudgens might have a third round of naked pictures to get leaked online, and clearly practice has made perfect, because not only does she kiss Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas this time, but there’s a picture that, even in this censored version (which so far is the only one online), is as shockingly raw as any celebrity picture I’ve ever seen. This one. To see something more explicit she’d have to make a child birth video.

UNSEXY UPDATE – lawyers ruin everything good.