For an alleged gay guy, Zach Efron seems to rub up on a lot of gold medal winning kitty, and he did it again at a Lakers game Tuesday night. I guess I'm the only one on earth who doesn’t think he’s gay. I don’t see it. Because Vanessa Hudgens is one hot bitch. If being gay means you get to hit that, then get me some Capri’s and a unicorn tank top. I’m gay too Vanessa. And I can prove it: let me fuck you in the ass and tomorrow we’ll go shopping for shoes.
(note - look at the expression on her face as she gazes up at Beckham. Holy Christ that bitch is in love.)
Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding. I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into. Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever. If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here baby. I was All-State in Push-Ups and French Kissing in HS, then went on to win the Admiral Bull Halsey Award for Achievements in Ass-Kicking while at the Naval Academy. And not just because of my awesome level of racism against enemies of the United States. These model type guys look pretty smug walking around the house in their underpants. Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks. HI-YA!
BONO IS IN TROUBLE - Bono has a wife. That’s not her.
JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD - You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by her brother-in-law, who is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of Jennifer’s 7-year-old nephew Julian. She has now offered a $100,000 reward for Julian’s safe return. This shit is depressing. Moving right along.
HSM3 MADE 82 MILLION DOLLARS - "High School Musical 3" made $42 million in the US, another 40 overseas. I saw it late Friday night and personally I was a disappointed. I haven’t seen the first two, but I have seen "Fresh Outta High School" 1 – 10. I thought it would be the same thing, pretty much. But halfway through the theater manager explained it wasn’t. Also, "where are your pants" and "you better get a mop and clean that up".
SO CAL GIRLS HEART SOCIALISM - pardon me, "wealth redistribution". Even worse, there's just a week left for your chest to cast its vote in CH's governing bodies contest. Here are some of the BREAST so far. A-cha-cha-cha!
The Mirror says today that "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens was living a perfect life until last September, when naked pictures of her showed up on unseemly sites all over the Internet. Like this one. In fact this whole post was just an excuse to put those up again. I'm number 1, baby!
“I think that everything happens for a reason and I wouldn’t take back anything I’ve done,” she says. “I don’t like talking about it because it was something that was meant to be private and I’d still like to keep it as private as I can.
She goes on to say that HSM3, out today, will hopefully not be the final chapter in this thrilling series.
“It doesn’t have any sex, drugs or violence and it’s a feelgood movie,” she says. “I don’t know if they’ll do another one and personally I’m out of the loop because we graduate in this one. But I hope High School Musical lives on because it’s amazing what it’s done for kids. Its positive messages have given them courage and strength to do things that are different.”
It sure does Vanessa. In HSM1, when the handsome star athlete and his sexy and successful girlfriend find the courage to do what all the other popular kids at the school are doing, I literally jumped out of my seat and said, YES! I like cheering for the popular and sexy people. It seems they never get a fair shake in life. I also root for slave owners and whoever happens to be in first place. This week, I’ve got Rays Fever!!!
I haven’t had to stand up in a dress as many times as you might think, but it looks like something I could do. Without flashing my underwear. I hope this doesn’t sound like I'm bragging. (picture source = pacific coast news)
Earlier today, OK! magazine reported that the Disney Channel would not invite Vanessa Hudgens to appear in "High School Musical 3" because of the naked pictures of her that ended up online. Like this one here for example. OK! said:
Disney has made up its mind about what to do next and that the 18-year-old actress will not be asked to board the boat for the third HSM film.
“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back,” an insider reveals to OK!. “They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”
But now MSNBC says:
Despite reports to the contrary, Disney has not cut ties with "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens, Access Hollywood has confirmed. "Totally untrue. It is an old rumor," the rep told Access.
So the girl you don't know may or may not appear in some movie you'll never watch. And now you may sleep the sleep of the pure at heart, with all of your haunting doubts finally laid to rest. The End.
