afternoon headlines

By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM

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AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (us.com)

GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)

HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)

VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.

Vanessa Hudgens is a good model

By brendon February 10, 2011 @ 12:00 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens is in the new issue of details, and for her photo shoot they had her take most of her clothes off and then got her wet. Hmm, ok, I guess I could be persuaded to look at these.

Vanessa Hudgens for Candies

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 1:13 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens is now the new face of Candies (shoes?), and here’s a first look at her new ad campaign. Even though they’re obviously not as good as the naked phone pics she’s sent out on occasion, these are the kind of pictures we’ve been waiting a long time for. And by “we”, I mean me and my penis.

Vanessa Hudgens had a birthday

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 2:39 PM

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Newly single Vanessa Hudgens celebrated her 22nd birthday this weekend at Pure inside Caesars Palace in Vegas, and that could mean only one thing; lots of pictures of Vanessa looking over her shoulder with that slutty little pout she does. What’s that Vanessa, you want me to stare at your ass? Don’t Mind If I Do!

Vanessa Hudgens is here to help

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 5:08 PM

Vanessa Hudgens On Set Of "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island"

Vanessa Hudgens is in Hawaii today filming scenes for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, the first live action movie to ever be shot in Digital 3D. So, to make sure they get their money back, they put Vanessa in a tight shirt and had her run around. That part makes sense, but the movie is about the life of Harriet Tubman, and Vanessa plays Harriet. It seems a little inappropriate.

Vanessa Hudgens knows how to dress

By brendon September 20, 2010 @ 1:13 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere for ‘Legend of The Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole’ (if this is a real movie I will eat my fukcin hat because I have never heard of this thing) last night at the Chinese on Sunset, and as always she dressed completely awesome.

It’s not that she dresses slutty, but everything she wears could be taken off in like 2 seconds. You could walk in the house, turn around to close the door, turn back around and she’d be completely naked. She’d just stand there with that sexy little smirk of hers, not saying a word. My penis however would be saying, “ohmygodohmygodohmygod…”.