Vanessa Hudgens knows her strengths

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 3:46 PM


Vanessa Hudgens walked the red carpet last night for the LA premiere of Sucker Punch, and if you’re wondering if she posed for pictures while looking over her shoulder and showing off her ass, well then buckle the fuck up because yes, she did. Oh I know. I could hardly believe my eyes either.

(picture source = getty images

Vanessa Hudgens is upset about her naked pictures

By brendon March 16, 2011 @ 10:48 AM


This kind of thing would probably just go away if she werent so quick to acknowledge it, since all that does is confirm it that it really is her, but an attorney for Vanessa Hudgens says she’s upset about the new round of naked pictures that leaked yesterday, more pictures from the same set she took 4 years ago.

“Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to resurface,” the star’s attorney, Christopher Wong, tells in a statement.
No word yet on who is behind the leak, or how they got a hold of the R-rated photos in the place.
Continues Wong: “It is particularly disturbing that whoever got hold of these private photos seems to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time. We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and hold them accountable for their actions.”

“Deeply upset”? What is she so upset about? She was 18 and skinny and naked.  She’s one of our greatest heroes.  This would be like a fireman being upset about saving all those orphans or me feeling bad about pleasuring so many beautiful models.  The ladies, I am like sugar to them!

Vanessa Hudgens might be naked again

By brendon March 15, 2011 @ 11:30 AM


She hasn’t commented on it yet and made it official, but Vanessa Hudgens might have a third round of naked pictures to get leaked online, and clearly practice has made perfect, because not only does she kiss Zoey 101 star Alexa Nikolas this time, but there’s a picture that, even in this censored version (which so far is the only one online), is as shockingly raw as any celebrity picture I’ve ever seen. This one. To see something more explicit she’d have to make a child birth video.

UNSEXY UPDATE – lawyers ruin everything good.

afternoon headlines

By brendon February 16, 2011 @ 7:43 PM

Vanessa Hudgens

AMANDA SEYFRIED – moved into a new house today, but without the help of her boyfriend Ryan Phillipe. Probably because he was busy hitting on Rihanna. But what do you expect, he’s not magic, he can’t be in two places at once. Be reasonable. (

GLEE – has only been on the air for 2 seasons, but they’ve now had 113 songs on the Billboard Top 100, breaking the previous record of 108, held by Elvis. Hopefully this little fact won’t get mentioned in a Memphis hate crime trial at some point. (e!)

HALLE BERRY – and her ex Gabriel Aubry have reached an amicable custody arrangement for their daughter. At least that’s what the headline implied. I got pretty bored after that. (huff post)

VANESSA HUDGENS – gets it. Even in New York, in February, she still wears really short dresses that show off her legs. But not too short. Hopefully someone was nice enough to point out that you can’t see her vagina, even if you look really hard. I bet she would appreciate that.

Vanessa Hudgens is a good model

By brendon February 10, 2011 @ 12:00 PM


Vanessa Hudgens is in the new issue of details, and for her photo shoot they had her take most of her clothes off and then got her wet. Hmm, ok, I guess I could be persuaded to look at these.

Vanessa Hudgens for Candies

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 1:13 AM


Vanessa Hudgens is now the new face of Candies (shoes?), and here’s a first look at her new ad campaign. Even though they’re obviously not as good as the naked phone pics she’s sent out on occasion, these are the kind of pictures we’ve been waiting a long time for. And by “we”, I mean me and my penis.