Vanessa Minnillo put on a bikini and went for a bike ride on Maui today, along with her husband Nick Lachey, who went shirtless to show off his sunken chest and intimidating barbed wire tat. Gulp. Look Mr. Lachey, I don’t want any trouble okay, please, just leave me and my friends alone.
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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD - will return to MTV later this year, and now there’s a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet “Dealin Days”. (hollywood reporter)
STEVEN SPIELBERG - made his first ever appearance at Comic Con today, and used it to announce that the movie no one has been waiting for, ‘Jurassic Park 4′, will be out in a year or two. “Here’s some shit about a group of people who get trapped and chased and occasionally eaten by dinosaurs for the fourth time because I want more money,” I assume he said. (usa today)
KATY PERRY - has dyed her hair blond. Because what’s more edgy and outrageous than a girl in LA with big tits and dyed blond hair. (e!)
DEXTER - has a trailer previewing season 6, and it looks to be as great as ever, with the kid at the hardware store still not wondering why he needs so much plastic drop clothes and cling wrap. (youtube)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND BLAKE LIVELY - are apparently not broken up as was previously reported, and were actually together in Santa Barbara on Wednesday. So you might as well deal with it and have sex with me, Bar Refaeli. (us)
VANESSA MINNILLO AND NICK LACHEY - are on their honeymoon in St. Barts today, and it’s not entirely clear but these might be some shots of Nick forcing Vanessa to throw rocks at some black kids on a raft. So be sure to let everyone know that Nick Lachey hates black people. I mean, what are you fucking blind, look at the pictures! (fame)
JESSICA SIMPSON - says that, despite reports to the contrary, she’s “extremely, extremely happy” about Nick Lacheys engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. When asked for a comment, Jessica said, “I assume there will be cake at the wedding, is that correct?” When asked for a more specific comment, she said, “The cake goes in my tummy.” (us.com)
TRAVIS PASTRANA - who has 16 XGames gold medals, 2 motocross championships and the last 4 rally car championships, is moving to NASCAR in 2011 to drive for the newly formed Pastrana-Waltrip Racing team. Sounds to me like he only got the gig because of nepotism. (twitter)
VETERANS DAY - is today, and while many know about heroes like Salvatore Giunta (who will receive the Medal of Honor 5 days from today, the first living recipient since Vietnam) or Marine sniper Carlos Hathcock (ever hear the story about a sniper who shot another sniper through his own scope? That was Carlos), here’s 8 other animals who should be as famous. What they lack in notoriety, they make up for in video-game like killing power. (uproxx)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - was of course the hottest one at last nights Victorias Secret fashion show, because she’s the single most perfect looking girl on earth ever. I would fuck this girls shoe.
Vanessa Minnillo, who is still ungoddambelievable looking, and jackoff idiot Nick Lachey share the same birthday (November 9th) and so to celebrate they’re down in Mexico this week.
This is the kind of thing I would do if she was my girlfriend, and if I was allowed in Mexican resorts. Last time I got kicked out because of what they called “racist dances”. Hey, look buddy, it takes two to be racist. If my dancing hit to close to home, whose fault is that? Not mine.
(source = splash news online)
In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44 and a huge star in Hollywood since his Oscar nomination for directing ‘Chinatown’ 3 years earlier. He was also a photographer for magazines like Vogue. During a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her champagne, quaaludes and a sedative, then anally raped her while she begged him to stop.
That’s illegal, so he was arrested but fled to France where he’s lived free of punishment ever since. In September the Swiss police took him into custody with plans to extradite him to the US, but thanks to the President of France, now that’s never gonna happen.
Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minillo are at the El San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico this week for an early birthday celebration. Oddly enough, their birthdays are the same. On November 9th, Nick turns 34 and Vanessa turns 27. Nick says:
In terms of his birthday wish-list, Nick's desires are pretty down-to-earth, saying he hopes his brother Drew will get him a leaf blower while Vanessa is on her own to figure out what the singer wants. As for what the singer will suprise his girlfriend of a year and a half with, Nick will only say, “I already have it and actually asked if she wanted it tonight, but she said ‘No, I want to wait.’”
“I like to think I’m a gentleman about it and try to think of her,” Nick tells OK! about his feelings on sharing his special day. “It's her day as much as mine.”
He better kiss her ass. Remember when Jessica Simpson said he had a small penis ("Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though"). I can't help but wonder if he's the only guy Jess ever slept with. If so, fantastic. Her vagina is gonna be like new. Not a scratch on it. I may have to go easy at first, which won't be easy because - I'm not gonna lie to you - my penis is amazing. One time it even brought a girl back to life. Oh, wait … okay, actually I think she may have just been asleep. Never mind.
