Emma Watson Feminist Washed Belle

The trouble with being an outspoken moralist on any issue is that time you want to take a break, maybe have that drink, or smoke that weed, or rake in fifteen million for headlining a live action remake of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.  read more

Vanity Fair Party Best Ten Minutes of the Night

Vanity Fair chose not to cancel their annual party in favor of a corporate virtue signaling. You know Condé Nast was tempted. It may have to do with the big dollars in co-sponsorships sold to cover the cost of a swank affair that took over half of Beverly Hills in... read more

Liberty Ross Takes Off Her Top and Spills Her Guts

Nothing says I want to get this whole cheating and divorce scandal behind me like doing a tell all piece for Vanity Fair a year and a half after the story broke, and a year after nobody cares anymore. I don't think there's actually a way to spin the tale of losing your... read more

Kate Upton Is Your Model of the Year

It's important to Kate Upton that you remember that she's not a sex object. I'm not sure what we're supposed to do with this admonition specifically, Maybe review her grade school art folder as you whack off to her? Either way, the non-object has accepted the title of ... read more

Kristen Stewart is way too cool to care about anything

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair, and go ahead and read the interview if you want. Or don't, whatever man, she doesn't even care. "I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph." "But not for exaggerating,... read more

hilary swank was tonights big winner

Some people say Hilary Swank isn't sexy, and by "some people" I mean "straight men", but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards. And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you... read more


Every year after the Academy Awards, there are a few big parties that everyone wants to get invited to, but none bigger than the Vanity Fair party.  That won't be a problem this year.    After much consideration, and in support of the writers and everyone else affected by... read more