Liberty Ross Takes Off Her Top and Spills Her Guts

Nothing says I want to get this whole cheating and divorce scandal behind me like doing a tell all piece for Vanity Fair a year and a half after the story broke, and a year after nobody cares anymore. I don't think there's actually a way to spin the tale of losing your director husband to young Kristen Stewart demanding you service her angry snatch during set breaks. But Liberty Ross is trying in Vanity Fair, and...read more

Kate Upton Is Your Model of the Year

It's important to Kate Upton that you remember that she's not a sex object. I'm not sure what we're supposed to do with this admonition specifically, Maybe review her grade school art folder as you whack off to her? Either way, the non-object has accepted the title of model of the year for the Style Awards, whatever the hell those are. But it must be important, because it's being televised on E!, which means there...read more

Kristen Stewart is way too cool to care about anything

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair, and go ahead and read the interview if you want. Or don't, whatever man, she doesn't even care. "I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph." "But not for exaggerating, because I don't ever do that." "I get some serious shit about it. I'm not embarrassed about it. I'm proud of it." "You and your professionalism can suck my...read more

hilary swank was tonights big winner

Some people say Hilary Swank isn't sexy, and by "some people" I mean "straight men", but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards. And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you could pretend like you weren't staring at her tits. "Oh my gosh, is that a dreamcatcher? Wow that is so interesting. And ... as I move closer, yeah wow...read more

VANITY FAIR CANCELS OSCAR PARTY

Every year after the Academy Awards, there are a few big parties that everyone wants to get invited to, but none bigger than the Vanity Fair party. That won't be a problem this year. After much consideration, and in support of the writers and everyone else affected by this strike, we have decided that this is not the appropriate year to hold our annual Oscar party. We want to congratulate all of this year’s nominees...read more