03.08.2010 hilary swank was tonights big winner

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Some people say Hilary Swank isn’t sexy, and by “some people” I mean “straight men”, but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards.

And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you could pretend like you weren’t staring at her tits. “Oh my gosh, is that a dreamcatcher? Wow that is so interesting. And … as I move closer, yeah wow look at that, it really catches the light. That is so neat.”

(picture source = getty images)


02.06.2008 VANITY FAIR CANCELS OSCAR PARTY

Every year after the Academy Awards, there are a few big parties that everyone wants to get invited to, but none bigger than the Vanity Fair party.  That won't be a problem this year.   

After much consideration, and in support of the writers and everyone else affected by this strike, we have decided that this is not the appropriate year to hold our annual Oscar party. We want to congratulate all of this year’s nominees and we look forward to hosting our 15th Oscar party next year.

This is kind of shocking because word is the strike could be over by Friday, and it makes you wonder if Vanity Fair is hearing something else and doubts there will even be an Academy Awards this year.    Which would be just awful, because according to the Academy Awards website, the ceremony features incredible dance numbers and is the one awards show I don't want to miss.  And they're not kidding.  I'm scared to even to even turn my TV off I don't wanna miss it so bad!