Eva Mendes stars with Nic Cage in the sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and as always she looked terrific at it’s Venice premier last night. It didn’t hurt that she occasionally flicked her tongue at the photographers, as if giving the paparazzi erections would make them take better pictures. It won’t. Considering several kids movies are also premiering at this festival, all it probably does is get them arrested.
09.04.2009 sara tommasi knows how to dress
Italian actress Sara Tommasi walked the red carpet for the Venice Film Festival last night, but much more importantly she spent the day before walking around in a top that was completely over-matched as it tried to hold down her awesome tits. Later these pictures would be used as evidence in my trial with her attorney labeling me as a “sexual predator”.
“Sexual Tiger” is more like it, baby.
09.04.2009 who the hell invited her?
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend who I think is named Greg also walked the red carpet for the ‘Bad Lieutenant’ premiere in Venice, and even though they at least dressed up it still begs the question, “… what?” What in the hell are those dullards doing there? The only time I would invite Paris Hilton and her lover to my movie is if it was a trick and I needed someone to inject with experimental AIDS medicines.
09.04.2009 thanks for getting dressed up
Mel B and her husband whose name I don’t remember and don’t feel like looking up walked the red carpet in Venice, Italy last night for the premiere of the Nic Cage sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and kudos to him for getting all dressed up. He’s the kind of asshole you see in commercials underneath a giant red X because he can’t ever do anything right. Thanks to these two the glamorous red carpet looked like a JC Penny ‘Back to School” commercial.
09.03.2009 the venice film festival looks fun
The 66th Venice Film Festival opened yesterday, and they have a huge lineup this year with premiere screenings of ‘the Informant!’ from Steven Soderbergh and Matt Damon, and ‘Men Who Stare At Goats’ starring George Clooney.
In the formal competition are ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans’ with Nic Cage and Eva Mendes, ‘the Road’ starring Viggo Mortensen (based on the Cormac McCarthy bestseller), Michael Moores new loveletter to himself about capitalism, and ‘Life During Wartime’, Todd Solondz’ sort-of sequel to ‘Happiness’.
More importantly: tits! Thanks to Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta, who has been bending over with her boobs pushed together as if that were a normal pose for two days now. On the red carpet yesterday, and the day before on the beach with some kids. Apparently in Italy 4 is a good age to start being exposed to seductive sexy women with huge tits. I feel cheated.
(14 more pix here. hq jump here. source = getty and splash)
