It’s a good thing David and Victoria Beckham were at the royal wedding, because they were basically the most interesting thing there. At least until the reception, when Princess Kate began to have a few doubts. Word is she had a few drinks and grabbed the queens crown. “Loo at me every bdy, I’m kng o th fags! Hahahaha!” she yelled. “Wht? No! YUVE had to mch to drnk. I’m not embarasin, YU’RE embarisin. You and your lil wee pecker. HEY EVERYONE, WILLIAM HAS A LITTLE PECKER!”
02.09.2011 Victoria Beckham really likes her husband
David and Victoria Beckham started dating in 1997 and got married in 1999, and they have three sons already with a fourth child on the way this summer, but as she made her way through the paparazzi last night after landing in New York you could see that the wallpaper on her gold iPhone is a picture of David with his shirt off. So I’m assuming things are still going pretty well with these two. And why wouldn’t it be, I guess. He’s still really rich and handsome, and she’s still so little and tight looking you could probably use her vagina to open a stubborn jar. What else is there in life?
01.10.2011 Monday morning headlines
DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE - are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people)
KHLOE KARDASHIAN - might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: “Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something… horrible.” (new york post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal Mouawad, to celebrate her sobriety and fresh start. Her next booking photo will be the most glamorous one yet! (nydn)
LILY ALDRIDGE - wore this fantastic white bikini to shoot for Victorias Secret on St. Barts this weekend. Models in bikinis; now you can finally see what everyone has been raving about. (flynet)
09.01.2009 morning headlines
VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun)
BAD BOYS 3 - 14 years after the original and 6 after the sequel, Columbia Pictures has hired a writer for ‘Bad Boys 3′. Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are all interested but not signed. When asked if he had any ideas for the story, Bay said, “The what?” (hollywood reporter)
EMINEM - his ex-wife Kim told a Detroit radio station, “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” If I was a woman I’m not sure I’d go on the radio and brag that men can’t get an erection when I try to have sex with them, but maybe I’m just shy. (the sun)
CURRENT SONG - Beck, ‘Timebomb’. The random chatter of people in the background is a cool touch. It’s as if I have friends, and they’ve invited me to a party!
08.31.2009 morning headlines
MACUALAY CULKIN - is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a young boys semen in his fridge. (source = the sun)
VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to the gym this weekend with no makeup. Still looked hot though. Natural beauties like me and Victoria don’t need makeup. (daily mail)
CURRENT SONG - ‘Show Me’ from Mint Royale with Pos from De La Soul. If this song doesn’t make you shake your ass, you’ve been dead for at least an hour. And the video features a flying Japanese kitty. Look out for those trees flying Japanese kitty! (youtube)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - hosted at the Wet Republic pool this weekend in Vegas, but just because her swimsuit was boring and her poses were stupid is no reason to skip these pictures. Actually now that I think it that’s a perfectly good reason to skip these. Next! (10 more here. hq jump here. source = splash)
08.12.2009 Posh may be permanent
Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of “American Idol”, but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is reporting that Victoria is on her way to Boston for the second round of judging as well. Could this mean she’s already been named as the full time fourth judge? What about Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson, who were also considered? Will they be on the show at all now? How the hell would I know. Leave me alone!
Posh Spice just joined staffers from the hit Fox reality competition aboard an American Airlines flight bound for Boston, site of this week’s round of American Idol auditions.
Natalie Eshaya, a producer for Idol host Ryan Seacrest’s syndicated KIIS-FM radio show, offered a play-by-play via Twitter.
“Hmmm victoria beckham on our flight to boston….hmmm!” Eshaya tweeted. “We are going for idol….she must be too! Interesting!!”
Last week show producers said they wanted to stick to the four-judge format, with guest judges like Beckham and Katy Perry serving as one-time-only fill-ins.
I love Victoria so this would be fine with me. I love her hot little outfits, her uppity little façade, and the fact that beneath that she seems genuinely nice and self-effacing. More to the point it would mean Paula would be officially gone, and all these rumors of her returning for the finals would go away. I’d rather see ten-story meat eating dinosaurs come back before Paula Abdul.
