I thought that banner picture of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Barts was kinda cute because it looks like a slutty version of that old Coppertone ad. This one, with the dog pulling down a little girls swimsuit, the one that gets parodied all the time. I doubt you could do an ad like that today though, or else ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ would have already done it.
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The sad part is that even if she wasn’t in a bikini, today has been so slow that Victoria Silvstedt buying a hat suddenly seems exciting. But luckily she was in a bikini this afternoon on a beach in St. Tropez, and I don’t care what anyone says, I think she might be the hottest middle aged prostitute in the entire world. It’s a controversial stand I take, but go ahead, prove me wrong.
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Victoria Silvstedt had a bit of a wedgie in Monaco yesterday, and it was a chilling reminder about the dangers of wearing a bikini. If you’re a hot girl with big boobs, please, don’t be a hero, don’t risk it, just take your clothes off. Putting on a bikini is like playing with a loaded gun!
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Victoria Silvstedt was in St Barts yesterday, enjoying the water in a bikini, I think while an old lady lay in the sand dying behind her. So Victoria did the polite thing and moved down the beach a little. She deserves a little dignity in her final moments. RIP old fat lady with the dyke haircut. We’re gonna miss ya.
Former Miss Sweden and Playmate of The Year (and current prostitute) Victoria Silvstedt did some stretching in Central Park yesterday, and I know what you’re thinking: “Hey I think I can see her vagina in the banner picture. Or is she wearing panties? Did Brendon crop a picture that zooms in on that?”
You know I did, brother! HIGH FIVE!
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Victoria Silvestedt pranced around in her bikini in Monaco today, but pictures like this aren’t as exciting now that we know she’s a professional prostitute.
It would be one thing if she did porn, because girls in porn let us watch as they get to know the pleasures of life, and they’re tested and they usually have sex with the same circle of people, but Victoria will have sex with pretty much the entire spectrum of life on planet Earth. And by now she’s so worn out you’d have to hit her with a defibrillator while you were humping her to even feel any sensation at all.
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