By Lex November 25, 2013 @ 1:46 PM
I’ll have to wait for the official pricing card to be updated, but it looks like Victoria Silvstedt got some touch up work done on her golden geese. Victoria releases her new editions with far less fanfare than an Apple or a Microsoft, but make no mistake about it, just like CES, this is still all about hookers getting paid.
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By Lex October 11, 2013 @ 1:08 PM
Victoria Silvstedt turns to one person in her time of need. Herself. Okay, two people if you count her short tubby billionaire benefactor and the cash that shoots out of his ass when her tongue finds his prostate, but excluding that, it’s just herself. Naturally, when launching her creatively titled lingerie line, Very Victoria Silvstedt, the former Playmate and lady of the evening employed her own carefully carved body to promote. I suppose it’ll work too, especially in Europe where Victoria remains very popular and being a whore is seen as entirely a practical matter. No different from being a grown man riding a moped to work or classifying ice as a special occasion addition to beverages
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By Lex September 27, 2013 @ 2:43 PM
For the women who wants to know what it feels like to be a high class prostitute, Victoria Silvstedt has launched her own lingerie line. The pieces are pretty simple. Bras, panties, camisoles with built in mobile credit card processors. Victoria says her lingerie is made to look expensive, but it’s actually pretty cheap. Wherever did she come up with that idea? The lingerie line is called Very Victoria Silvstedt, because Very Berry Hooker was already taken by Ben & Jerry’s for their new unwashed genitals flavored ice cream.
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By Lex September 16, 2013 @ 2:52 PM
I know what you’re thinking, Victoria Silvstedt is in town but I don’t have a loose $20K hanging around to get her to like me. Well, you’re fucked. You can probably watch her for free, but it’s like trying to sneak on the subway, one of these times she’s going to catch you staring at her tits without a paid ticket and she’s going to give you a citation.
For my part, I’m mostly just wondering how far STDs carry in lukewarm ocean waters.
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By Lex August 22, 2013 @ 12:02 PM
Victoria Silvstedt is back at the seaside hotel in St. Tropez where she likes to make it awkward for every dude in the pool by climbing out of the water like you just made a baby inside of her. Some guys get tempted to sneak a touch, but even the slightest contact with Victoria and a $200 honor bar charge automatically appears on your hotel bill. Try explaining that one to the wife upon checkout.
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By Lex August 12, 2013 @ 11:27 AM
Lots of people give me shit for calling Victoria Silvstedt a prostitute. Which I have never actually said before. I always use a bunch of idiotic euphemisms to suggest that she might be sleeping with rich old men in exchange for cash. Also, at one time, okay, so she was a real prostitute. But, I’m only saying that now to prove that I’ve never said she was a prostitute before. And also because Victoria is far more than just a prostitute, not that I’m even calling her that. She’s a talented on-air personality. Some dude sent me this video of her talking to a human-bear-puppet who licks her toes until he explodes. It’s good that she has prostitution to fall back on as a day job. Not that I’m suggesting she’s a prostitute. Just watch and be disturbed or her pimp will cut you.