By Lex July 21, 2014 @ 12:10 PM
Victoria Silvstedt had no time for tears after her chubby French midget benefactor revoked her Amex black. Where other kept women see peril, Victoria saw an opportunity to gobble up the last remaining drachmas in Greece by working the wharf in Mykonos. She raised her hand in the international sign of the world’s oldest profession. Within two minutes a Zodiac Mark 6 carrying somebody loosely related to Socrates came by and picked her up for a tour of his many child trafficking way stations throughout the archipelago. This is no different than Edgerrin James taking that fat contract with the Cardinals. When you can see the end of your career, you can’t afford to listen to the critics.
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By Lex June 25, 2014 @ 4:43 PM
I’m going to guess that Victoria Silvstedt and her diminutive billionaire boyfriend are kaput. I don’t say that because I don’t believe in love between aging Playmates and older rich fat dudes, but because somebody has been sending out legal demands to remove old paparazzi photos of the two in photographs together. Ah, the sadness that ensues when two perfect souls detach. But, hark, what promising light shines under yonder short skirt. Victoria has been spotted this week in Saint Tropez with Jonathan Cheban. He’s a publicist / model / jewelry designer / restauranteur / reality show cast member. You’d be surprised just how many people in Los Angeles have that same occupation. He’s best known for being Kim Kardashian’s BFF. Gay BFF if you follow Kris Humphries logic, but not something I’d say because Jonathan sues people over the mention. Gay or straight he seems to be the perfect partner for Victoria Silvstedt because he has a $3 million apartment and a Bentley. I know because the douche told me so:
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By Lex March 10, 2014 @ 1:31 PM
It’s day five of her commercial feeding frenzy in Miami and you wouldn’t believe the kind of gunk that’s built up in Victoria’s Silvstedt’s vagina. It’s similar to the miscellaneous refuse of a ’80 LeSabre ashtray. Lots of Wrigley’s wrappers and lint and loose buffalo nickels. But you can’t just run that pouch through the car wash. You need some kind of industrial solvents and a centrifuge to separate the coins from the secretions that are specifically designed to adhere currency. Not surprising, they got a lab for that in Miami.
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By Lex March 07, 2014 @ 2:56 PM
Looks like Victoria Silvstedt finally got her commercial vending license to legally trade on the beach in Miami. Victoria finds rich men on the beach like a senior with a metal detector finds lost crappy time pieces. She has one petite billionaire now, but those pussy-purchasing older hobbits tend not to last too long before jealous kid legal wrangling causes them to cut off your Diner’s Club card. Victoria’s tits fire off a resounding claxon blare as she approaches men in her net worth target range. It’s a really neat trick, especially around the holidays.
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By Lex January 13, 2014 @ 1:24 PM
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