Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she’s always been this way. And by “this way”, I mean, “awesome”. After the jump are 17 pictures of some guy going down on her on a pier in July of 2006, and here (1,2,3) are pictures of her with no pants on, masturbating on a hotel balcony.
Really the question is why wouldn’t you masturbate on the beach if you were a hot girl. Stop being so stuck up. If guys could masturbate with no residual effects to worry about, the world would essentially come to a stop. My penis would have grooves worn into it from all the abuse. I would have a 4.000,000 - 0 record against my penis.
(35 more here. hq jump here. image source = fame and splash)
I wish I had been born as a tall sexy blond and then got big fake tits, because lounging around a pool in a bikini for a living looks like something I could do.
(who: Victoria Silvstedt. where: Marbella, Spain. when: 5-2-09. image source: Flynet)
What’s it called when someone makes a loose fist and draws eyes and a mouth on the side by their thumb and puts a wig on their knuckles and then moves their thumb up and down to look like it’s talking? Because Victoria looks like that in this one. It kind of ruined the whole set for me. She’s still hot though. I always heard she was a call girl basically. And I don’t mean 15 years ago. Now. She’s super expensive but if the check clears you can hit it. I don’t l know if that’s true or not, but for some reason it's easy to imagine. Fun too. That’s why I'm doing it right now.
(image = victoria in miami filming her reality show, "my perfect life". source = mavrix)
