Alessandra Ambrosio finally did some swimsuit modeling for Victorias Secret during her trip to St. Barths, and these are the pictures we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we” I mean, “me and my balls”. There’s awesome and then... READ MORE

Victorias Secret would be insane to go to St. Barths and shoot without Alessandra Ambrosio. But they’re not, and so they didn’t. Although the bikini pictures are her just hanging out with her long time boyfriend and the father... READ MORE

Candice Sawnepoel, whose name I always want to read as “Swamp-o-nel” for some reason, is in St Barths today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and don’t ever think that a models job is always easy because that beach is... READ MORE

19-year-old Kylie Bisutti from Nevada won the Victorias Secret model search a few weeks ago, the first one they’ve ever had, and yesterday she was in St. Barths for her very first shoot. She’s 5’10” and I could have... READ MORE

The new Victorias Secret commercial directed by Michael Bay has finally arrived (see it here), and it’s very much like a regular Victorias Secret commercial, except more Michael Bay-ey.  Get out your checklist: – Shot of a character very... READ MORE

In the post just beneath this one I said Miranda Kerr and her pictures from the Victorias Secret Fashion Show were kind of boring. Obviously that was before I knew she had pranced around all night letting strangers take... READ MORE

NEW MOON – is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to... READ MORE

South African model Candice Swanepoel might be the big new star to come out of last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, and by that I mean, I think you can sort of see her vagina in this one. If... READ MORE

I wish there were more pictures of Chanel Iman at last nights Victorias Secret Fashion Show, because this girl really knows how to model. She’s new, but Operation Show Everyone My Perfect Ass was a complete success. That ass... READ MORE

The famous Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in New York City last night, and Heidi Klum is fantastic looking but she’s not exactly 19 anymore, and she gave birth to her fourth child just 6 weeks ago. So... READ MORE