Vida Guerra hit the beach in Miami yesterday, and I’ve never found her to be especially attractive, but at least she doesn't hide from who she is. She’s a model famous for having a big ass, so by golly, she went out and she showed off her ass. I think maybe I’m just intimidated by a big ass. If she were on her hands and knees and I was behind her I can’t swear I could find where my penis goes. My aim sucks anyway. It takes me ten minutes to put a pillow in a pillowcase for christs sake, so me finding a two inch slit hidden behind her donkey ass would be an accomplishment on par with the steam engine.
(picture source = splash news)
