By Travis December 27, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
While a lot of girls who are famous because they shook their asses in rap videos probably had quaint Christmas dinners with their proud families, Vida Guerra was still too busy thinking of her fans to stop working on the holiday. To show her appreciation for all the people who still pay attention to a 39-year old woman with a large ass, Vida wore her sexiest Santa’s helper outfit and twerked around her Christmas tree. Moments later, Santa would come down the Christmas tree and shout, “Ho! Ho! Ho!” before adding that he was simply passing through.
By Travis September 26, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Model, actress and rap video star Vida Guerra gave all of her Instagram followers a bit of a scare earlier this week when she posted the above image with the explanation that her “right breast became capsulized which means I had a lot of scar tissue build up causing me extreme pain on my right breast.” Because the pain had become so “unbearable,” Vida was forced to have emergency surgery, and she lamented the fact that she had ever even decided to get breast implants. Look, I know that people say a lot of things they don’t mean after they’ve experienced a traumatic event, but let’s not go sullying the great name of breast implants. Think of the children, Vida.
By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 3:42 AM
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By Lex April 26, 2013 @ 1:24 PM
Back in the day, when a girl wore a hat and big sunglasses, it meant she was hiding something. And that something was usually her face. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been chatting up a girl somewhere summery in that get-up, only to have the hat and sunglasses come off to reveal that I didn’t get Cinderella, I got the stepsister. Okay, it happened once. And it didn’t really stop me. But I’m still scarred. This modern day fear of the very orb that has sustained life on this planet for 100 million years is really wrecking my game. I wish it would stop. If you’ve got skin cancer in your family, sleep during the day, come out only at night. If you don’t, stop with all the sun-protective gear nonsense, it’s ruining everything.
Vida Guerra is Cuban and she’s scared of the sun. That just seems wrong.
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By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:29 PM
Vida Guerra has made an entire career out of having a hot ass. Outside of maybe inventing the cure for cancer, I can’t think of a more noble professional pedigree. And even then alone with just buddies, we’d probably agree that Vida’s accomplishments were more important to us that Nobel Prize winning cancer curing dude. There’s life, and then there’s life worth living.
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By brendon March 22, 2010 @ 1:03 PM
Vida Guera had a party at Vanguard in LA last night to celebrate her 35th birthday. If you don’t know, Vida was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was, and Vida was actually way better at it, but Vida didn’t make a sex tape so now Kim is famous and she’s not. The lesson here is obvious. It’s time to slay that dragon named Dignity and start suckin. If that last part wasn’t clear, it might help to know that I was pointing to my crotch with both hands when I said it.
(after these pics are her a few years ago in the Greatest. Dress. Ever. image source = pacific coast news)