Madonna played a show in Bucharest last night and got boo’d because her music is fucking terrible after lecturing the crowd about the level of discrimination in eastern Europe against gypsies. Ha. Well no wonder! What’s next, is she gonna lecture them about hunting leprechauns to steal their gold! (EDIT - Okay apparently gypsies are real.) Madonna said:
“I’ve never been to Romania before and I am happy to be here. But I found out that there is a lot of discrimination against gypsies in Eastern Europe and that makes me very very sad, because we don’t believe in discrimination against anyone. We believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone, right? Gypsies, homosexuals, people who are different; everyone is equal and should be treated with respect, OK? Let’s not forget that.”
Is there some kind of battery or rock shortage I don’t know about in Romania. That condescending bitch landed in your country for the first time ever 10 minutes ago and you’re gonna let her stand there and lecture you like a bunch of retards. Take action! I expected more from you Romania. Vlad the Impaler must be looking down from heaven, heartbroken over what fussy little women you’ve become.
On the flip side, Bono and all those other know-it-all’s have no problem coming over here and telling us what to do, so maybe this is good. Not so goddamn funny now, is it Europe?
If you don’t know, and really why would you, KTLA is the CW affiliate in Los Angeles. They carry all the Clipper games and used to carry the Dodgers and one of the news anchors dates the mayor. A real station, is my point. And they thought enough of this video to put it on their site. It reportedly shows Michael Jackson, alive and well, when he is supposed to be the opposite of that.
Is it real? You’re goddam right it is. A black man got into the White House and Michael saw his chance, now the government spin machine is distracting us with bread and circuses while he slips out the back. You can’t afford to be this naive, brother!
JOE ROGAN - pee’s in a cup and then drinks it in this video. And he gets some radio DJ to do the same. So in a way it’s like 2 Girls 1 Cup, except it’s guys and their penises. In other words, it’s way worse. (source - redban)
MICHAEL JACKSON - may or may not have been buried. It’s not clear anymore. Last week two reports said he was. Now, who knows. Are we even positive that he’s dead? Because sometimes you can give someone drugs to knock them out and they appear to be dead but they’re really not. It can be scary. One time I could barely even get an erection. (source - NE)
ROBERT PATTINSON - was seen getting very comfortable with his “Twilight” co-star Kristin Stewart last night at a Kings of Leon concert in LA. I can’t even imagine how excited I would be about this, if only I knew why it was a big deal. Oh my God, I would totally be freaking out right now, if indeed that were the appropriate response. (source = e!)
Miley Cyrus sang one of her big hit songs and did a stripper-pole dance thing on top of a (ice cream?) cart at yesterdays Teen Choice Awards, and it was every bit as sexy as that made it sound. The video above is a bootleg because the show won’t air for a few weeks, but the choreography is so exciting, this might be the most amazing one-shot since that Tony Jaa hotel thing (this).
Bored indifference swept over the crowd as her sexy moves set the mid-afternoon on fire. In fact they were too turned on to even pay attention. She should move to one of those countries where applause is considered rude. Then she’d be all set.
John Hughes, the writer and director who is mostly well known for era-defining crap like “Sixteen Candles” and “the Breakfast Club”, not to mention the “Home Alone” movies, died today of a heart attack at the age of 59.
But I’m not here to trash the dude, because he also wrote “the Great Outdoors” and wrote and directed “Uncle Buck” and “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”. People forget how awesome John Candy was, which sucks because, as previously implied, he was awesome. He died way too young at the age of 44, and the world of comedy was lesser for it. Although considering he was morbidly obese, 44 was practically immortal.
Leighton Meester, who would like you to know that the “waters warm” and then bounce, also says that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the sex tape allegedly starring her is not real. Or something. She tells Harpers Bazaar…
“[The tape] is not real. So it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. People think it’s real because somebody says it is. By the way, [as for] me being 18 in those pictures, I don’t believe I was.”
A-Ha! That’s exact … wait what? She was or maybe was not 18 in the pictures from the tape that isn’t real? Are we all talking about the same tape? You know what, forget I asked because I don’t actually care. It sure as hell looks like her (NSFW) and if I can pretend that my girlfriend is Leighton Meester during sex, I can sure as hell pretend that Leighton Meesters exact replica is Leighton Meester during sex.
