Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. READ MORE

Ron Howard is re-producing Splash but with a male mermaid. Channing Tatum. So a beady-eyed marmoset looking male mermaid. If you use the term merman you might as well just take your own life now. READ MORE

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. READ MORE

Things seem to be going much smoother now for Lindsay Lohan and her younger Russian boyfriend since they worked thing out by Lindsay accusing him of fucking Russian prostitutes and shrieking on her balcony in London. READ MORE

Britney Spears' label hired visual artist David LaChapelle to make Britney's Make Me music video highly provocative and wall to wall gay men in banana hammocks. When Make Me was released this past week, all the oiled down topless... READ MORE

As far as Danny McBride plays the same funny blowhard loser comedies go, Vice Principals is no Eastbound and Down. But every show running on premium cable knows it needs to slip in some naked women no later than... READ MORE

Before Kristen Bell was doing Sears commercials in fuzzy sweaters and crying over the strides Dax Shepard was making in his lifelong recovery from having an older boy sticking his hand down his pants, she was never getting naked... READ MORE

Because we no longer live in a world where freaky people are caged and forced to perform geek shows for drunk fat guys who wandered into the unmarked tent at the County Fair, families like The Allens preaching all... READ MORE

It should come as no surprise that Randy Quaid is an avid Bernie supporter nor that he is apparently unaware Bernie dropped out of the race. Complicating matters his wife Evi appears to be a Trump fanatic. Such details... READ MORE

Michael Vick's brother Marcus is having a rough week. First he got into a Twittter war with the universe after claiming that LeSean McCoy of the Buffalo Bills gave his baby mama herpes. READ MORE