03.19.2007 VIOLET AFFLECK MIGHT BE A GOBLIN

Thank god I'm not friends with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, because one day they might hand me their baby and say, "Isn't she cute!!!"  And then I'd say "Uh … uh … uh …" and then throw the baby in the air and run away while they try to catch it.  Look at that baby fly!