Draymond Dick Valued at $100,0000

August 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vivid has this shtick of firing off letters to people caught in sex scandals and offering them a million dollars to appear in porn. Somebody in the public relations department told them it was a rich idea years ago and they’ve just not quit. After so many such letters you had to notice when they knocked the offer down to a hundred grand for Draymond Green. That’s probably not racist. More likely a realization that Green might be the first person to accept the sensational offer.


Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

December 16, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news. Either way, Mama June turned them down because she said it would make her family look […]


Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom

February 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Porn isn’t much different than regular Hollywood. When something does well, there’s going to be a sequel. Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham swore all over her well-greased anus that she was done making porn. But, as of late tomorrow night, she’s got another one coming out. A sequel to her very private anal lovemaking tape […]


Casey Anthony Should Do Porn

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else, despite the fact that her lawyer made a few hundred thousand dollars from selling pictures and […]