Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

By Michael December 15, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news. Either way, Mama June turned them down because she said it would make her family look bad and distract people from the fact that she’s now boffing the ex-con who raped her daughter.

Just imagine the horror of her meat curtains…the horror. (TMZ)

Kourtney Kardashian just shit out another womb ferret and the world gave narry a fuck. (Huffington Post)

Meanwhile, Ellie Goulding’s sideboob was showing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Carly Lauren wears a low cut dress, shows off tits. (Hollywood Tuna)

Behold a bikini clad Stella Maxwell! (Popoholic)

Justin Bieber wrestling shirtless with dudes because he’s gay, gay, gay. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan says she’ll never move back to LA and everyone in LA was happy. (Dlisted)

Farrah Abraham Goes Round Two of Backdoor Teen Mom

By Lex February 11, 2014 @ 4:54 PM

Porn isn’t much different than regular Hollywood. When something does well, there’s going to be a sequel. Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham swore all over her well-greased anus that she was done making porn. But, as of late tomorrow night, she’s got another one coming out. A sequel to her very private anal lovemaking tape with James Deen that mysteriously got leaked to the masturbating world against her will. Once more, Farrah is claiming this second tape, which actually is just unseen sex swing and orifice plunging scenes from the first one, is being released against her will and legal rights. Though her claims to such opposition seem to be in doubt. More importantly, the world is getting what it needs now more than ever. A young mother with a newly divulged sexual molestation past rocking back and forth on a swing while a dude with a spoofy porn name bangs her senseless. Don’t tell me there’s not a higher power watching over us.

Photo credit: Vivid

Casey Anthony Should Do Porn

By Travis March 05, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else, despite the fact that her lawyer made a few hundred thousand dollars from selling pictures and granting interviews, but she told the judge that she only had about $400 to her name.

Even better, she admitted that she’s been paying rent with money given to her as charity, because people are fucking idiots.

In her first public appearance since beating the charge she killed her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, Anthony admitted she has no job, no car and no income beyond the money and gift cards given by both random supporters and friends allowing her to live rent-free. She claimed she had $484 to her name.

“I guess you could say I’m living free off the kindness” of others, Anthony said at the bankruptcy hearing in Tampa. (NY Daily News)

Back in 2011, Vivid Entertainment offered Casey a $250,000 porn contract, but that was later withdrawn because people were pissed off. Of all the things that porn companies do, offering an accused murderer a contract was apparently “too much”. Whatever, if Casey’s so hard up for cash now, she should at least see if anyone will still pay her to star in a prison-themed gangbang.

At the very least, she could sell her life rights and have Tori Black star in a movie about her. She owes us that much.