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Nets Owner Pisses Off Putin

If you ever find yourself getting down on America, remember there's therest of the world. Exhibit A: Russia. Billionaire oligarch MikhailProkhorov can buy an NBA team, run the team into the ground, fuck models, and say whatever he wants. In America. In Russia you can't do that last bit. Prokhorov has a large interest in the Russian media group RBC, whose newspaperprinted something mildly critical of topless horsemen...read more

Putin Has The Biggest Balls of Them All

Vladimir Putin might be a gay-hating arrogant sinister ex-KGB topless horseback riding prick of a dictator, but he's got actual nads. I don't know who was the biggest pussy on the Asian Pacific Summit of important world leaders dais, but it wasn't the Russian leader who took off his stupid ceremonial purple shawl and wrapped it around the cold wife of Xi Jinping, China's highest ranking commie and mediocre golfer....read more

Painting Of Putin In Panties Seized In Moscow

A painting portraying Russian president and all around manly man Vladimir Putin brushing prime minister Dmitry Medvedev's hair while dressed in drag has been seized by Moscow police. The painting did not go over well in the increasingly restrictive and anti-gay Russian regime. The painter, Konstantin Altunin, has left the country for France where painting politicians in lingerie is not only legal, but a mandatory...read more

The Tsar Of The Ring, Part 2

We told you last week about an allegation that Russian president Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Patriots owner Robert Kraft. The tale goes that Kraft showed the ring to the Dark Lord who promptly stole it for its power and shininess. Putin claims Kraft gave him the ring, creating a hilarious case of he said/she said. Putin has offered a compromise: the gift of a new ring. Putin said he would have a...read more

Vladimir Putin Horked a Super Bowl Ring...Maybe

Patriots owner Robert Kraft says Bond villain looking Russian president Vladimir Putin stole his Super Bowl Ring. No, he didn't shove Kraft's head in a toilet like a bully in an 80's movie and snatch the ring off of his finger. Kraft says that at a gala event in St. Petersburg Putin asked Kraft if he could try on his $25,000 Super Bowl XXXIX ring. Kraft then said Putin remarked, "I could kill a man with this ring,"...read more