Nets Owner Pisses Off Putin

April 27, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

If you ever find yourself getting down on America, remember there’s the¬†rest of the world. Exhibit A: Russia. Billionaire oligarch Mikhail¬†Prokhorov can buy an NBA team, run the team into the ground, fuck models, and say whatever he wants. In America. In Russia you can’t do that last bit. Prokhorov has a large interest in […]

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Putin Has The Biggest Balls of Them All

November 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vladimir Putin might be a gay-hating arrogant sinister ex-KGB topless horseback riding prick of a dictator, but he’s got actual nads. I don’t know who was the biggest pussy on the Asian Pacific Summit of important world leaders dais, but it wasn’t the Russian leader who took off his stupid ceremonial purple shawl and wrapped […]

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Painting Of Putin In Panties Seized In Moscow

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A painting portraying Russian president and all around manly man Vladimir Putin brushing prime minister Dmitry Medvedev’s hair while dressed in drag has been seized by Moscow police. The painting did not go over well in the increasingly restrictive and anti-gay Russian regime. The painter, Konstantin Altunin, has left the country for France where painting […]

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The Tsar Of The Ring, Part 2

June 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We told you last week about an allegation that Russian president Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Patriots owner Robert Kraft. The tale goes that Kraft showed the ring to the Dark Lord who promptly stole it for its power and shininess. Putin claims Kraft gave him the ring, creating a hilarious case […]

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Vladimir Putin Horked a Super Bowl Ring…Maybe

June 18, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Patriots owner Robert Kraft says Bond villain looking Russian president Vladimir Putin stole his Super Bowl Ring. No, he didn’t shove Kraft’s head in a toilet like a bully in an 80’s movie and snatch the ring off of his finger. Kraft says that at a gala event in St. Petersburg Putin asked Kraft if […]

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