Cecil the Lion Unavenged

October 13, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Zimbabwe government decided not to press charges against the dentist who slaughtered Cecil the Lion because the dentist reminded the Zimbabwe government of his financial generosity while  the lion’s family could only roar on occasion and take extended... READ MORE

Lion Assassin Returns to Dental Practice

September 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The dentist who lured, shot, skinned, and beheaded Cecil the Lion is returning to his practice after an extended vacation hiding beneath a coffee table at an undisclosed Minneapolis motel. Hunting famous lions doesn’t pay for itself. I have... READ MORE

Cecil The Lion’s Brother Assassinated

August 3, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dr Giggles aka Walter Palmer killed Cecil the Lion two days after fucking up his bow shot and stalking the corpse while it bled out after Cecil was promised a sweepstakes prize if he just tiptoed past the fence. TMZ, known for... READ MORE