Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

By Travis May 21, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she’s still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy who couldn’t ever wear a shirt, Justin Bieber, has brought his saggy jeans and tough guy routine to a once-reputable celebration of the movie industry as well. On Sunday night, Justin hit the Gotha night club, where Paris was being paid to keep a lazy eye on her iTunes playlist while she sat in an exclusive VIP area and yelled at people who tried to take pictures. Paris reportedly gave Justin a lap dance at her table, because she’s a respected businesswoman who has really grown and matured as a global entrepreneur.

And if that wasn’t random enough, Justin then met up with Wesley Snipes in the strange video above, and if Blade wanted a way to launch a real comeback as a Hollywood action hero now that he’s out of prison, beating the piss out of Justin might have had him at the front row of the Oscars for the rest of his life. Missed opportunities, Wesley.

Wesley Snipes goes to jail today

By brendon December 09, 2010 @ 1:58 PM

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The picture in the headline shows the 70 foot cell where Wesley Snipes will spend the next 3 years for tax evasion (UHQ of the pic here), but he’s hopeful for a last second reprieve based on what seems to be a very obvious bias by the jury. CNN says…

One juror, Frank Tuttle, gave Larry King Live a written statement that three other jurors had made up their mind that Snipes was guilty before the trial began. The jury’s verdict was a compromise between those jurors who thought Snipes was guilty and those who didn’t, Tuttle said in the statement.
“That’s when a deal was made to find him guilty on the failure to file taxes and not guilty on the federal tax evasion charges,” Tuttle said in the statement. “We did not think he would go to jail.”
Snipes’ attorney, Daniel R. Meachum, said neither he nor Snipes had any involvement in preparing that juror’s statement to Larry King Live, saying the show’s producers obtained it on their own.
“We on the defense team never suggested that the media reach out to any of the jurors,” Meachum said.

Jesus Christ. Uhh, I’m not technically a lawyer (or am I…) but I’m pretty sure the jury isn’t supposed to make up their mind before the trial starts. Where was he tried, on a cotton plantation?

Wesley Snipes is finally going to jail for tax evasion

By brendon November 19, 2010 @ 5:00 PM

It’s been two years since Wesley Snipes was convicted of tax evasion, and he’s managed to stay out of jail all this time, but today a judge denied his request for a new trial and ordered Snipes to surrender and begin his sentence. E! says…

“The defendant Snipes had a fair trial,” U.S. District Judge Terrell Hodges wrote in his 17-page ruling. “He has had a full, fair and thorough review of his conviction and sentence by the Court of Appeal; and he has had a full, fair and thorough review of his present claims, during all of which he has remained at liberty.
“The time has come for the judgment to be enforced.”
Translation: the 48-year-old actor needs to report to the U.S. Bureau of Prisons ASAP to begin his 36-month sentence.

OK I have a paralyzing migraine today, so sry the page has been so slow, but I promise the video of Wesleys first 5 minutes in jail, from Opie and Anthonys animation festival with Patrice O’Neal, will make up for it.

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

By brendon April 25, 2008 @ 6:24 AM

Wesley Snips is so screwed – Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years in jail after a Florida judge gave him the maximum sentence possible for evading federal income taxes from 1999 to 2001.  This was even after the judge referred to the case as a misdemeanor, saying, "In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors."  Snipes fucked up.  He should have done this stuff in California.  Cops there don’t do shit.  A movie star could dump anthrax into the water supply and, at worst, the courts would make him eat a really spicy pepper or something.

Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah – For the first time since his now very famous couch-jumping-up-and-down incident. Tom Cruise will appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show.  People magazine says…

The show, which will appear in two parts during May sweeps, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business.  One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat and do a portion of the interview at the home.

To learn more about Toms long career, check out this months copy of Crazy Ass Lunatic magazine.

Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan – The Hollywood Reporter says that Jimmy Fallon has signed a deal to replace Conan O Brien as host of Late Night after Conan becomes host of the Tonight Show next year.  Will Fallon smirk smugly at the camera and crack up at his own jokes like he did on Weekend Update.  Golly, I sure hope so.  That was so charming

Jennifer Tilly is ageless -Jennifer Tilly walked the red carpet last night at the palms in Vegas for the premier of the movie "Deal".  Which is only noteworthy because, in September, she turns 50.  50.  This bitch is 50 years old, yet still looks less run down than Lindsay or Britney or fifty dozen other Hollywood fuck ups you could name.  I think she might be the devil.



STUFF FROM ALL OVER

By brendon October 17, 2006 @ 3:15 PM

Wesley Snipes is facing 16 years in jail because he hasn't filed taxes in 6 years and hired a firm with a history of false returns to fraudulently claim the IRS owed him 12 million dollars.  When asked for a comment, Snipes asked if you were gonna finish the rest of that sandwich.  You said you were, and he said oh, okay.  

Vince Vaughn is suing two British Newspapers because they claimed he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston after he was photographed kissing a mystery blond.  So see, people always laugh at me because I don't have any friends or a girlfriend or know any girls or have ever talked to a girl.  Who's laughing now!

Tracking numbers predict that "Santa Claus 3" will make more money at the box office than the Borat movie when the two open head-to-head on November 3rd, even though Borat has gotten a huge amount of publicity in the past few months and has a devoted following.  So why will "Santa Claus 3" make more money?  Because kids are fucking retarded.