Whitney to be ‘celebrated’ at Clive Davis’ Grammy party

By brendon February 08, 2013 @ 3:08 PM

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Considering that Whitney Houston was found dead just house before Clive Davis’ annual Grammy party, in the same hotel where the party was being held, many thought he might cancel things this year. But this is Hollywood so fuck that. Instead they’re calling it a “celebration” of her life, a life where she ignored every warning, got high for 30 years then overdosed and drowned.

“Were going to keep that tradition and celebrate her, celebrate music and mark the occasion of the one-year anniversary of her premature, tragic passing,” he said. “But make sure that people remember her always.”

Someone should dig her body up and put it in one of the guest bathtubs filled with water, and then use her lipstick to write some random name on the wall. Like Andy Richter or someone. Because at least 70 percent of this country are fuckin idiots and they’ll think Whitney Houstons ghost is trying to tell us she was murdered by Andy Richter.

I mean there’s nothing else good goin on lately; might as well do something.

Bobbi Kristina is marrying her “adopted brother”

By brendon October 11, 2012 @ 1:16 PM

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Whitney Houston believed the children were our future, teach them well and something something, but not if you’re a drug addict. Crack heads shouldn’t be teaching the children a god damn thing. But Whitney did and now her daughter Bobbi Kristina is a gap toothed idiot too.

Example: in this clip from A&E’s upcoming ‘The Houstons: On Our Own’, Kristina (19) confirms that she is engaged to Nick Gordon (22), and while his past is a bit of a mystery, we do know he was unofficially adopted by Houston when he was young and raised alongside Bobbi. So she’s essentially marrying (and fucking) her step-brother. Hot, right?

So I guess recording your step-sister in the shower and masturbating to it isn’t so weird after all, and my dad owes me an apology.

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Whitney Houstons daughter got a WH tat

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 4:31 PM

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Bobbi Kristina and her pussy-whipped boyfriend went out last night and got some tattoos of doves and “WH” on their wrists in honor of today, Whitney Houston’s 49th birthday. Bobbi tweeted:

“Once it hits 12 am mommy it’s your birthday & I am going2celebrate it2thee fullest!
Bc YOU deserve it damn it, YOU deaerveNothingburtheBEST!”

Well, Whitney may or may not deaerve Nothing bur the BEST, but it’s actually not her birthday because she overdosed on drugs and now she’s dead. Does Bobbi not remember that? It was in all the papers. “BTW, I kEEpz callin U. Y U no pik up?”

lets all watch Whitney Houstons daughter get high

By brendon April 11, 2012 @ 2:13 PM

As you may remember, Whitney Houston believed that the children are our future, and she wanted everyone to teach them well and let them lead the way. And clearly she did that, because the National Enquirer has a new exclusive video showing Whitneys daughter Bobbi Kristina as she leads the way to the bottom of a dime bag, and doing it with a real sense of pride!

Radar says…

A shocking new video shows Bobbi Kristina smoking marijuana from a three-foot-tall bong, inhaling the swirling pot smoke so deeply that she nearly collapses in a coughing fit!
Whitney’s 19-year-old daughter was partying with friends who attend college in Statesboro, Georgia in March 2011 and in the disturbing video her knowledgeable use of the bong is evident.

On the plus side Bobbi Kristina appears to have a lovely voice.

Whitney Houstons hotel room had cocaine everywhere

By brendon April 04, 2012 @ 9:35 PM

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If you’ve ever walked into a hotel room and there was a naked girl in a wig on the floor, with a bloody nose and no pulse, and the room had remnants of cocaine in three different places, including on a mirror and in a spoon, you’re either Charlie Sheen, a Dallas Cowboy, or the coroner who filed Whitney Houstons final autopsy report today.

The AP says…

“Detectives found white powdery substances and a spoon with white residue in the hotel room where Whitney Houston died, according to the final autopsy report released Wednesday.
Houston had cocaine throughout her system when she died, the report said, and a “spoon with a white crystal like substance in it” was found. The report does not specifically identify the substances as cocaine, although the drug was found in toxicology tests in Houston’s heart and extremities.”

On a related note, I can’t get enough of the phrase “accidental drowning”. What other kind is there?

Whitney Houston had cocaine in her hotel room

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 2:32 PM

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I’m pretty sure everyone already assumed this, because the coroner said Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died, but in case you thought her body just made cocaine or something, TMZ would like you to know that cops also found traces of cocaine in her hotel room.

Brace yourself as we cross the gulf of time and space on a dark journey to the after world!

One of the items police recovered was “white, powdery remnants” … the powder was tested and it’s cocaine.
We’re told Beverly Hills detectives are NOT investigating rumors that someone removed cocaine from the room, because they’re convinced it wasn’t removed.

Actually her assistant has admitted that he removed evidence from the room before police arrived. He said it. It’s not really a “rumor”. Luckily for him, in LA you pretty much have to burst hrough the wall of the police station like the Kool Aid Man with the evidence in your hand before you get arrested.