Whitney Houstons hotel room had cocaine everywhere

By brendon April 04, 2012 @ 9:35 PM

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If you’ve ever walked into a hotel room and there was a naked girl in a wig on the floor, with a bloody nose and no pulse, and the room had remnants of cocaine in three different places, including on a mirror and in a spoon, you’re either Charlie Sheen, a Dallas Cowboy, or the coroner who filed Whitney Houstons final autopsy report today.

The AP says…

“Detectives found white powdery substances and a spoon with white residue in the hotel room where Whitney Houston died, according to the final autopsy report released Wednesday.
Houston had cocaine throughout her system when she died, the report said, and a “spoon with a white crystal like substance in it” was found. The report does not specifically identify the substances as cocaine, although the drug was found in toxicology tests in Houston’s heart and extremities.”

On a related note, I can’t get enough of the phrase “accidental drowning”. What other kind is there?

Whitney Houston had cocaine in her hotel room

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 2:32 PM

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I’m pretty sure everyone already assumed this, because the coroner said Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died, but in case you thought her body just made cocaine or something, TMZ would like you to know that cops also found traces of cocaine in her hotel room.

Brace yourself as we cross the gulf of time and space on a dark journey to the after world!

One of the items police recovered was “white, powdery remnants” … the powder was tested and it’s cocaine.
We’re told Beverly Hills detectives are NOT investigating rumors that someone removed cocaine from the room, because they’re convinced it wasn’t removed.

Actually her assistant has admitted that he removed evidence from the room before police arrived. He said it. It’s not really a “rumor”. Luckily for him, in LA you pretty much have to burst hrough the wall of the police station like the Kool Aid Man with the evidence in your hand before you get arrested.

Whitney Houston: cocaine + bathtub = cause of death

By brendon March 22, 2012 @ 7:28 PM

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When Whitney Houston died, the sheep in the media were baffled, and her cause of death was an unsolvable mystery. Some members of her family even suggested she was murdered because she hadn’t done any drugs in over three years, and the only thing she took the night she died was Xanax.

And now the coroner (according to the LA Times) agrees, except he replaced the word “Xanax” with the word “cocaine”.

Whitney Houston died as the result of drowning in what the Los Angeles County coroner has ruled as an accidental death. The coroner said heart disease and cocaine use were also factors.
Cocaine was found in her system, the coroner said.
Authorities collected several bottles of prescription drugs from (the room where Houston died, but) said the amounts did not seem unusually large, leaving it unclear whether the medications had anything to do with the singer’s death.

So, she overdosed. She did coke and it stopped her heart and she drowned. It’s not like she got into the bathtub and drifted off to sleep like a little angel. I don’t know a ton about cocaine but I do know it’s not a sleep aid.

Whitney Houston has a “ton” of sex tapes

By brendon March 21, 2012 @ 3:41 PM

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Ever wanted to watch a middle-aged, former pop star in a stoned haze mumble her way through listless sex? Me neither, but we might be able to anyway, because Ray J (whose penis made it’s national video debut inside Kim Kardashians mouth) is said to have “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring him and Whitney Houston.

Star says…

The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”

Um, her “legacy” is that she was a girl born to a family of famous singers, and she sang a few pop songs 20 years ago and then died after pissing away a hundred million dollars on drugs, thus leaving her only daughter nothing but debt and an addictive personality. Making a sex tape actually improves her image. It’s the only worthwhile thing she’s recorded since around 1995.

CONFLICTING UPDATE – as always, TMZ is now saying the exact oppisite of Star, specifically that these tapes don’t exist.

Whitney Houston’s Adopted Son is Nailing Her Daughter

By author March 14, 2012 @ 3:30 PM

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Turns out the greatest love of all is between sibling lovers. Well, I should qualify that by saying right off the bat that there’s no blood relation between Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney Houston’s “adopted” son, Nick Gordon, so really there’s nothing gross about them having grown up as siblings and now as adults deciding to have sex. Thankfully, Nick took to Twitter to confirm the relationship, via People:

Yea we got a little closer and what!!!… All the haters that dont know us or th real story can’t un follow me. I don’t give a f–k,” he tweeted. “I’ve proved my loyalty to her and the Houston family. I don’t owe any of you anything. Ha I don’t even know y’all haters….Some ppl have no lives so they gotta be in ours,” he said

If by haters, he means people who don’t particularly want to fuck their sister, adopted or otherwise, then I’ll gladly be lumped into that category. You can also put me down for “having no life” because I happen to think it’s interesting and worth talking about when someone decides to reward a celebrity’s kindness by sticking their dick in their only child and posting about it on Twitter. Ma will be so proud, I joined two clubs today! (Also, I didn’t try to bang her daughter. Can’t stress that enough.)

(Image Source = Nick Gordon’s Twitter, Splash News)

Whitney left everything/nothing to her daughter

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 7:19 PM

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Hopefully Bobby Brown wasn’t expecting any kind of a windfall when Whitney Houston died, because her will was filed today in Atlanta, and Inside Edition says she left literally everything to their 19-year-old daughter.

Bobbi Kristina gets everything: all of Houston’s money, furniture, clothing, personal effects, jewelry, and cars.  ?The money will be placed in a trust until Bobbi Kristina turns 21. She gets more money when she turns 25 and the rest when she is 30.?

But don’t be too jealous, because Whitney, who sold over 200 million records during her career, wasn’t just broke, but $20 million in debt, according to The Daily:

Houston was out of cash in 2001 when she signed what was said to be a $100 million deal with Sony for six albums. While the agreement could have been worth $100 million if things had gone right, Houston only collected about $40 million. “It’s really an advance against sales. They loaned her the money, and her records didn’t sell.”
Based on the meager sales figures, “She owes Sony at least $20 million. She’s going to have to sell 5 million more records before her family sees a dime.”

And that seems unlikely, since ghosts don’t really sing. They pretty much just say “Boo!” Maybe she could do one of those Spooky Halloween Sounds cd’s that you get at Hallmark.