If you were wondering if Whoopi Goldberg be any less appealing or attractive, here’s your answer (spoiler alert: it’s “yes”)
One year after Whoopi Goldberg won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1991, she was doing voice over work for The Pagemaster, whatever the hell that is, and during some down time in the studio she revealed her secret for staying calm: getting baked as fuck.
“Smoking cigarettes and pot every now and then is my, are my habits, and so I said, ‘I’ve got to relax’ so I smoked this wonderful joint that was the last of my home grown, and honey, I’m tellin you when he said my name and I popped up, I thought, ‘Oh fuck… Oh fuck… okay, up the stairs… 1,2,3,4,5, ok, around to the podium… there’s millions of people, pick up the statue, get the statue okay … My mother called me and said, ‘You smoked didn’t you?”
Wooww. A liberal actor who smokes weed? Now I’ve Seen Everything!
(video of her saying all this here)
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10.14.2010 Thursday afternoon headlines
KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It’s almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, “I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her into it?” (twitter)
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman, confirming reports that their 5 year marriage and 8 year relationship has come to an end. The story was too boring to find out why they’re divorcing, so I’m just gonna tell everyone it’s because he’s queer now. (e! news)
BILL O’REILLY - was on ‘the View’ this morning, and since Whoopi Goldberg are Joy Behar are both practically retarded, they give up and run away when they can’t get out of the corner that their horrible debating skills have put them in. How embarrassing, and how disrespectful to their employer Barbara Walters who was sitting right there. You should always respect your boss. That’s why I have all my interns bow to me when they enter the room like I’m some Japanese king. (video under the cut)
07.13.2010 whoopi defends mel gibson
Radar has just released a third audio clip of Mel Gibson screaming at his ex (this is the “wetback” clip. Another highlight: “You’re a f*cking mentally deprived idiot. You’re a f*cking using whore…I own you. You don’t count.”) but at least now one of his Hollywood friends is saying something in his defense.
Similar to what producer Dean Devlin said after Mels DUI and anti-Semitic comments in 2006, yesterday on ‘the View’ Whoopi Goldberg said she is friends with Mel and does not believe he’s racist.
“I don’t like what he did here, but I know Mel and I know he’s not a racist … I have had a long friendship with Mel, I just wanna make this really clear … You can say he’s being a bonehead but I can’t sit and say that he’s a racist having spent time with him in my house with my kids, I can’t say it.”
Whoopi deserves a lot of credit for being fair enough to balance her emotions with what she knows to be true. Unfortunately Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd are still a racists dream come true, someone for them to point at and say “see?”. Seriously, do white supremacists produce this show, what in the hell are those dummies doing on TV?
09.30.2009 whoopi: “it wasnt rape-rape”
In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44-years-old and one of the most prominent directors in Hollywood. In March of that year, during a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her champagne, quaaludes and a sedative. Then, despite her telling him that she wanted to go home and “no” and “stop” while he forced himself on her, he performed oral sex, intercourse and sodomy on her. To put it another way, he drugged a child then fucked her in the ass while she begged him to stop.
But Whoopi Goldberg thinks we need to relax, because that’s not really “rape”.
“The language that we use here is very important, because, (rape) is not the allegation…
I know it wasn’t rape-rape… All I’m trying to get you to understand, is when we’re talking about what someone did, and what they were charged with, we have to say what it actually was not what we think it was…
Initially he was charged with rape, and then he pled guilty to having sex with a minor, okay. And then he went to jail, and when they let him out, he said “you know what, this guy’s going to give me a hundred years in jail, I’m not staying.” And that’s why he left…
We’re a different kind of society. We see things differently. The world sees 13 year olds and 14 year olds in the rest of Europe… not everybody agrees with the way we see things…”
Ahh, well, okay. Now I feel silly. We can’t judge. He’s from Europe, where fucking children in the ass as they beg for mercy is all the rage. I was holding him to our arbitrary standards of right and wrong. God, I hate me. I’m the worst. I’m gonna send him a gift basket to apologize, then throw a rock at the trouble-making whore Samantha.
(source = newsbusters. read Samanthas grand jury testimony here)
